.:Omegle/Trollmegle Conversations:. BITCHES! PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A DUMBASS FOR POSTING THIS!

Derp. That's exactly what it is. Post Omegle or Trollmegle (Doesn't like to load, but that may just be me) conversations. Funny, creepy, serious, etc. Just about anything.

So yeah. I made a thread about this. I command you all to post.

EDIT: Oh, and I expect you guys to do some trolling there.

And just to start it off:

Question: Which is better, Ak47 or M16??

Stranger: Bat.

You: Oh my god. Finally one that isn't about sex, or My Little Pony characters doing it.

Stranger: You forgot drugs.

You: I haven't got any about drugs.

Stranger: My last two were the same. About drugs.

Stranger: And before that, ugly gays.

Stranger: A lot of teenagers on tonight.

You: I got one about MLP, having sex, having sex, someone being my hot spanish teacher, and such.

Stranger: Just wait till you get the one about spanking.

You: Oh lord.

Stranger: You mean, 'Yes, mistress'.

Stranger: Ø_Ø

You: o.o

Stranger: Spanking and names.

Stranger: I've gotten it three times so far.

Stranger: It burns.

You: Heehee.

Stranger: xD!

Stranger: Well, I walked right into that one.

You: Yeah.

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(This one is because it's so perfect)

Question to discuss:
Ok... I'm sick of this stranger bullshit. If you wanna see my real face, search "mov0001" on Google and take the 1st link.

Stranger: okey dokey

You: 'kay

Stranger: let's see what happens brb

You: OH FUCK

Stranger: holy fuck

Stranger: lol

Stranger: good one

You: XD

Stranger: thank jesus my sound was on mute

You: Mine was up on full blast... XD

Stranger: haha go change ur pants XD

You: I will. Thank you kind sir for that.

here is one between me and Rix.

Lucky to get each other. And he accidentally closed it but it ended in the best way ever xD

▼ - Rix / Lord English
▲ - Me / John Egbert

or of course caps lock is LE, everything else is John xD

▼: WHILE I DO HAVE ALL THE TIME IN YOUR WORLD, YOU DO SEEM TO YEARN TO WASTE IT.
▲: hello?
▼: GREETINGS.
▲: um okay..
▼: AH, HELLO THERE JOHN.
▼: I WAS JUST SPEAKING WITH YOU.
▲: i am unaware of this..
▼: WELL OF COURSE YOU ARE.
▲: um
▲: if you say so??
▼: YOU MAY BECOME AWARE IN A MINUTE OR TWO, BUT UNTIL THEN THIS IS NORMAL.
▲: i will????????
▼: SO, HOW GOES THE TRAVELING ACROSS A SINGLE YARD IN JUST MERE NANOSECONDS GOING?
▼: OR IS THIS A YOUNGER JOHN I AM SPEAKING TO?
▲: gog this timestream shit is so confusing now
▲: actually it always was i suppose
▼: BAH.
▲: but i don't know who you'd mean by 'younger john'
▼: I HAVE IT ALL MEMORIZED.
▼: I KNOW THE TIMELINE LIKE THE BACK OF MY PEGLEG.
▲: oh that must be hard to remember it all
▼: YOU KNOW, POST GOD-TIER, POST SBURB, ETC...?
▼: THAT'S WHY I HAVE AN OMNISCIENT CUEBALL SLASH PEDOPHILE TO HELP STORE THE RECORDS.
▲: that's lovely
▲: pedophile cueball
▲: not weird at all
▲: but yes i am infact god tier if you really must know
▼: OF COURSE, I LACK THE SAME TASTES AS HIM.
▼: I PREFER WOMEN OF AN OLDER VARIETY.
▼: SPEAKING OF WHICH, I HAD MY EYE ON YOUR GRANDMA...
▲: oh gog whatttt
▼ HAS FUCKED OFF.

Common Poster Posts : 623 Join date : 2011-11-03

That was beautiful.

Speaking of RPing convos between two people who know each other, here's a Trollmegle convo between myself and Ron/Texan_Eagle/Tex

▼ - Ron / Sollux Captor
▲ - Me / Andrew Hussie

▲: Fuck.
▲: What am I doing here I don't even.
▲: If I don't send that flash in the fans are going to be pissed.
▼: ii have no iidea iidiiot
▲: Oh, hey Sollux.
▼: oh hii hussiie
▲: So, how's life in the Medium?
▼: what the hell are you doiing on trollmegle?
▼: oh it's rather sucky
▼: *iit's
▲: I don't know how I got here.
▲: It bet Ryan dragged me here after I passed out at Olive Garden.
▼: really? well ii thiink ii should iinvent a new superviirus
▲: I already did.
▼: really? can you go pass out agaiin?
▲: Can't; have to send this flash in.
▲: I have millions of fans hanging on the edge of their seats.
▼: but why? no one cares iif the fans get piised
▲: I kinda don't want to fuck this up.
▼: iif you do not pass out ii wiil shoot you wiith my eye beams
▲: But I created you.
▲: AND I CAN DESTROY YOU HAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA no it's not that funny now that I think of it.
▼: no iit really iisn't. ii'm pretty sure ii'm plot iimportant so..
▼: yeah you cannot get riid of me
▼: so what now hussiie? your move
▲: But you died in the Cascade flash.
▲: Therefore, you outlived your purpose.
▲: Or have you?
▲: Only I know.
▲: Which I why I need to go post that update.
▲: If only I could get out of these goddamn sewers.
▼: youre stuck iin sewers?
▼: hussiie ii used to thiink you were iintelliigent
▼: maybe ii should just hiijack thiis whole webcomiic
▲: Ron this isn't working.
▲: We should probably end the chat and go noob it up elsewhere.
▼: Yeah probably
▲: In the mean time, I'ma go copy-pasta this and post it in DCV.
▼: I should probably pick someone else enxt time

Omegle:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: Yo.

Stranger: asl

You: Slender Man.

Stranger: ooo how slender

You: Very Slender.

Stranger: yum sexy girl here

You: I'm looking through your window now!... Turn off your God damn porn tab.

You: Seriously, you're like, twelve.

You: Stop it, you're being silly.

Stranger: huh

You: Wait, are those chips I see?

You: Ohoho, you sly dog. Give them here.

Stranger: ur a loser

You: you're*

Stranger: sux ma dick bitch

You: suck* my*

You: Seriously, did you skip school today?

Stranger: wip it out

You: wipe*

Stranger: whip

You: Good, now all you need to do is capitalize.

Stranger: dude get real

You: Dude get real.***

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 22 m u

You: 5 f

Stranger: from

You: miami florida usa 22nd burk street 4406

Stranger: coming to ur house..w

Stranger: watch out

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

And he doesn't have a clue...

down facing arrow random Karkat.

Up facing arrow: Me as John Egbert.

▼: WHO IS THIS AND WHAT THE TAINT-CHAFING FUCK DO YOU WANT?
▲: hi there!!
▼: HELLO EGBERT, I WOULD ETERNALLY CURSE MY LUCK FOR BEING BOTHERED BY YOUR PRESENCE, BUT YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON WHO'S TALKED TO ME IN ALMOST A WEEK AND I WAS JUST ABOUT READY TO BEAT MY THINK PAN IN WITH MY KEYBOARD.
▲: oh well that sucks!
▲: so whats up karkat?
▼: THANK YOU FOR APTLY DESCRIBING MY PAIN AND AGGRAVATION WITH THE DESCRIPTION OF IT "SUCKING" YOU EFFERVESCENT SACK OF SHIT. YOU KNOW WHAT'S UP? NOTHING. BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN LOCKED IN MY RESPITE BLOCKS AND CLAWING AT THE WALLS FOR THE PAST FIVE DAYS. THAT IS EXACTLY THE AMOUNT OF THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN UP.
▲: wow you must really hate me
▲: oh
▲: wow
▲: that scuks!
▲: *sucks
▲: But
▲: why not just talk to your friends?
▲: oh karkat!
▲: did you know that people ship us or something?
▼: JOHN EGBERT, WERE YOU WITHIN MY RAGE I WOULD BITE YOU.
▲: why?
▼: BECAUSE THEY ARE IN THE EXACT SAME SITUATION AS I, AND ARE IN FAR LESS CONTROL.
▼: AND YES I DO, NEPETA HAS A LITTLE PLACE FOR YOU AND I ON THAT FUCKING WALL OF HERS, I TRIED TO SCRATCH IT OUT THREE TIMES AND SHE JUST REMAKES IT.
▲: wow
▲: that really sucks a lot!
▲: what is with these people thinking im homosexual
▲: i mean really
▲: its just insane
▼: I SWEAR TO THE UGLY PINK HUMAN GOD WITH THE FACE FUR THAT IF YOU SAY THE WORD "SUCKS" OR "HOMOSEXUAL" ONE MORE TIME I AM GOING TO STUFF A SOCK INTO YOUR MOUTH AND THROW YOU TO THE HORRORTERRORS.
▼: JOHN I HONESTLY DON'T SEE WHY OTHERS THINK THAT YOU ARE HUMAN HOMOSEXUAL SINCE I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
▲: um
▲: well
▲: basically karkat
▲: some people think im into guys as one would be a girl
▲: but im not
▼: WHY DO YOU HAVE A NAME FOR YOUR DISGUSTING GENDER FETISH?
▲: what do you mean?
▲: its to make sure people know the difference
▲: you trolls are sow eird
▲: *weird
▼: WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE? THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE.
▲: what do you mean?
▲: on earth there is a difference between liking a female and liking a male
▲: its how our culture is
▼: ... THAT IS THE BIGGEST PILE OF HOOFBEAST SHIT I HAVE EVER HEARD. WHAT IS THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MALE OR A FEMALE?
▲: dont they have males and females on alternia?
▲: karkat
▲: youre confusing me
▲: um they act differently
▲: and are biologically different
▼: GOOD, WE'RE EVEN, BECAUSE I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR SPECIES GENDER FETISH. AND OF COURSE WE HAVE MALES AND FEMALES, I'M MALE, VRISKA IS FEMALE, THERE YOU HAVE TWO EXAMPLES! FEMALES JUST HAVE FATTY DEPOSITS ON THEIR CHESTS, UNLESS YOU HAVE A THING FOR THOSE.
▲: i see
▲: (brb)
▲: most people do in fact have a thing for those
▲: so yeah
▲: its not that weird
▼: WHY? THEY'RE SO SOFT AND I'VE BEEN TOLD THEY GET IN THE WAY.
▼: SO YOU JUST LIKE FEMALES BECAUSE THEY HAVE SQUISHY PARTS ON THEIR CHESTS?
▲: no
▲: thats called fanservice
▲: males are naturally attracted to them
▲: i have no idea why
▲: besides
▲: thats a stupid reason for liking females
▼: I THINK LIKING ONLY ONE GENDER IS STUPID TO BEGIN WITH, BUT WHY DO YOU LIKE FEMALES AGAIN?
▲: i dont know
▲: its just something about them
▲: but they can be really weird
▲: and annoying sometimes
▼: SO... IF I'VE GOT THIS STRAIGHT... YOU ONLY LIKE FEMALES JUST BECAUSE YOU LIKE FEMALES, BUT THEY ARE VERY WEIRD... THIS IS YOUR ARGUMENT?
▲: i did not know we were debating this
▲: and they look nice
▲: but mostly personality and stuff
▼: OH I AM DEBATING THE SHIT OUT OF JUST HOW STUPID IT IS TO ONLY BE ATTRACTED TO FEMALES.
▼: ASIDE FROM THE FACT THAT THEY ARE PSYCHO AND JUST AS SOON TO BACKSTAB YOU AS LOOK AT YOU.
▲: some are quite psycho
▲: but
▲: how do you feel aboutt hose shippers?
▲: *those
▼: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SOME SEXUAL DEVIANT LOOKING FOR VIOLENT PARTNERS TO FILL YOUR FLUSHED QUADRANT. WHAT THE FUCK EVER, I DON'T EVEN CARE.
▲: what
▲: what is this i dont even....
▲: i have no idea what you mean
▼: AS FOR THE SHIPPERS, CONSIDERING YOU TOOK MY PURE BLACK FEELINGS AND CRUSHED THEM INTO THE GROUND, WELL I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT WHAT THEY DO. I'M DONE WITH COURTING YOU AND THEY CAN SIT AROUND IMAGINING.
▲: what
▲: well thats what fanfics are for i guess
▲: they will go psycho...
▲: so yeah
▲: sorry for crushing your feelings i guess
▲: but im already taken
▼: WAS THIS JUST AN ATTEMPT TO RUB MY NOSE BACK IN MY REJECTION, OR DID YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A POINT FOR YOUR BULLSHIT?
▲: i had a point
▼: WAIT, YOU ALREADY HAVE A MATE IN YOUR CALIGINOUS QUADRANT?!
▲: yes
▼: WHO!?
▲: rose lalonde
▲: shes amazing
▲: because
▲: she is nice
▲: and ahs amgic
▲: *has
▲: ND SHES SO UNDERSTANDING
▲: *and shes so udnerstanding
▲: *understanding
▲: please excuse my typos karkat
▲: so yes
▲: my quadrant is filled
▼: JOHN EGBERT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT A CALIGINOUS QUADRANT IS OR ARE YOU SUCH AN UNBELIEVABLE GRUBFUCKING IDIOT THAT YOU WOULD TAKE SOMEONE YOU LIKE IN THAT QUADRANT?
▲: i do not fully get the quadrant system
▲: please explain
▼: THE FLUSHED QUADRANT IS THE CONCUPISCENT RELATIONSHIP BASED ON PITY AND GOOD FEELINGS, THE CALIGINOUS QUADRANT, THE ONE YOU FUEL EVERY DAY AND NEVER RECIPROCATE, IS THE CONCUPISCENT RELATIONSHIP BASED ON ALL ENCOMPASSING HATRED FOR YOUR FATED NEMESIS.
▲: ooooh
▲: i see
▲: no that quadrant is not filled karkat
▲: why does it matter, explain karkat
▼: THE CALIGINOUS QUADRANT PROVIDES A OUTLET FOR AGGRESSION FROM BOTH PARTIES. IT ALLOWS YOU SOMEONE TO RAGE AT AND FIGHT WITH AND PAIL TILL NEITHER OF YOU CAN MOVE, SO THAT YOU CAN RETURN TO YOUR MATESPRIT GENTLE AND KIND FOR THEIR NEEDS. IT IS AS IMPORTANT AS MATESPRITSHIP.
▲: oh
▲: i can see how that would be important

found Rix again and continued our conversation.

again;

▲ - Me / John Egbert
▼ - Rix / Lord English

▲: hi!
▼: AH, HELLO THERE.
▲: oh my gog it's yoooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
▼: OH, JOHN. I'M GLAD WE WERE ABLE TO MEET AGAIN.
▲: i'm not that fond of meeting you again..
▼: DO PARDON MY ACCIDENTAL LEAVING YESTERDAY; SOME RATHER ROWDY GANG CALLING THEMSELVES THE MIDNIGHT CREW ATTACKED MY ABODE.
▼: LIKEWISE, I HAD TO CLOSE OUT.
▲: oh well that sucks i guess..
▼: BUT OH WELL, WHERE WERE WE ON OUR CONVERSATION LAST TIME... AH YES.
▲: oh gog
▼: WE WERE DISCUSSING OUR TENDENCIES IN THE ROMANTIC FIELD.
▲: you mean your tendencies
▼: SO TELL ME, ANY FAIR MAIDENS CATCH YOUR EYE?
▲: um maybe
▼: WHAT?
▼: I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER BOTH OF US ON THE SUBJECT.
▲: no i'm pretty sure it was just you
▼: OH.
▼: WELL THEN I MUST HAVE BEEN SPEAKING WITH THE JOHN OF ANOTHER TIMELINE.
▼: WELL THEN, PICKING UP FROM OUR LAST CONVERSATION, I HAD MY EYE ON YOUR GRANDMA...
▲: ohhh goggggggg
▼: SCRATCH PESTERS ME DAY IN AND DAY OUT ABOUT HIS LUST FOR YOUR GRANDMOTHER IN THE SCRATCHED UNIVERSE, AND SEEMS TO BE LACKING PATIENCE.
▼: I, ON THE OTHER HAND, PREFER HER MORE MATURED, IN YOUR HOME UNIVERSE.
▲: what?!
▲: why are you all attracted to her it's weird
▲: and kinda creepy
▲: actually 'kinda' is an understatement
▼: BECAUSE, SHE SEEMS LIKE QUITE THE MATURE LADY, AND DEFINITLY A MATCH FOR MY NEXT HANDMAID WHEN IT COMES TIME TO SET MY SIGHTS ON OTHER UNIVERSES.
▲: um can't you get somone else other than my grandmother???
▲: it's really creepy..
▼: WELL...
▼: ON THE TERMS OF THE SCRATCHED UNIVERSE...
▼: I COULD GO FOR JAKE'S GRANDMOTHER.
▼: WHO IS ALSO YOUR ECTOBIOLOGICAL SISTER.
▲: that's not any better!!
▼: WELL, IT SEEMS WE ARE AT AN IMPASSE.
▼: WHAT ABOUT ROSE'S MOTHER?
▼: ROSE OF THE ALPHA SESSION IS ALSO AN INTERESTING IDEA...
▲: are you just going to do this with every girl???
▼: PERHAPS.
▼: THAT'S SCRATCH'S FIELD.
▲: i'd rather that it was someone i didn't know, i mean i don't feel that good about knowing some alien is pedoing up my friends
▼: AND THE TERM, YOUNG MAN, IS NEVER 'GIRL'.
▲: oh uh, sorry??
▼: OH, IT'S ALRIGHT; I'VE BEEN CALLED FAR WORSE.
▼: BUT THE SUBJECT OF WOMEN TIRES ON ONE EVENTUALLY.
▼: SO LET US DISCUSS SOME OTHER TOPIC.
▼: HOW IS LITTLE CAL?
▲: you should probably ask dave that
▼: SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN. VERY WELL, I'LL SEARCH OUT DAVE ON THIS CHAT MACHINE AND ASK HIM.
▲: yeah you do that i guess
▲: just don't scare him as much as you have me, i don't think he'd appreciate it
▼: NOW THEN, I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY LEARNED WHAT PART OF WHAT TIMELINE YOU ARE A PART OF ANYHOW. ARE YOU CURRENTLY WITH JADE FLYING INTO THE SCRATCHED UNIVERSE, OR...?
▲: pretty much
▼: WELL THEN, THERE'S BEEN SOMETHING THAT'S BEEN BUGGING ME FOR QUITE A WHILE NOW...
▲: what??
▼: YOU ARE CURRENTLY FLYING FROM THE FOURTH WALL JADE CONJURED UP INTO ANOTHER ONE, CORRECT?
▼: ALLOW ME TO ELABORATE:
▼: YOU ARE ON A BOAT.
▼: JADE CONJURED UP A FOURTH WALL.
▼: YOU BOTH FLEW THROUGH THE FOURTH WALL.
▲: yeah
▼: YOU ARE ABOUT TO FLY INTO ANOTHER FOURTH WALL.
▼: AM I WRONG ON ANY OF THESE FACTS?
▲: no not really
▼: ON WHICH FACT DO I HAVE MY INFORMATION SULLIED?
▼: OH, I SEE.
▲: you see??
▼: WELL THEN, PLEASE ANSWER MY QUESTION:
▼: WHAT ARE YOUR SURROUNDINGS LIKE?
▼: BETWEEN THE SPACE OF THE CONJURED FOURTH WALL TO THE NEXT, WHAT IS IT LIKE?
▲: uh i'm not sure how to explain it? spacey??
▼: I CAN SEE FROM THE SCRATCHED FOURTH WALL, AND I SEE THE FAINT OUTLINE OF YOUR SHIP ON THE HORIZON.
▼: BUT THAT'S JUST IT.
▲: wait you can see this??
▼: YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND, CAN SEE WHAT THE LAND BEYOND THE FOURTH WALL IS LIKE.
▼: I ALSO PICKED UP SOME INFORMATION THAT ONE OF MY GREATEST ENEMIES IS LURKING IN THAT SPACE.
▲: and who is that?
▼: SOMEWHAT. I SEE YOU, AND THE FAINT BACKGROUND OF THE OTHER FOURTHWALL, BUT THAT'S IT.
▼: WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS THIS MYSTERIOUS CREATURE, AND ITS MYSTERIOUS HABITS AND AGENDA.
▼: I HAVE BUT FEW BITS OF INFORMATION ON THIS CREATURE, WHICH I WILL RELATE TO YOU SO THAT YOU MAY SPOT IT:
▲: oh okay, i guess that helps..
▼: IT TAKES THE FORM OF A COMMON, HUMAN MAN. THERE IS NOTHING NOTABLE ABOUT IT, BUT THE MOST STRIKING UNIQUE ATTRIBUTE IT HAS IS ITS LARGE, LARGE LIPS.
▲: so just a person with large lips?
▲: that's it?
▼: NOW, FROM HEIGHT DIFFERENCES AND OTHER INFORMATION, IT SHOULD BE HUGE ON YOUR PART.
▼: SO DO YOU SEE A GIANT, LARGE-LIPPED MAN ANYWHERE IN THE SPACE?
▼: YES.
▼: PRETTY MUCH.
▼: OH
▲: what kind of enemy is that??
▼: BUT HE CHANGES FORMS QUICKLY AS WELL.
▲: oh uh.. that doesn't make finding him any easier
▼: RIGHT NOW, HE MAY OR MAY NOT BE A ROBOT.
▲: how can i find something that keeps changing?
▼: IT WILL BE NOTABLE BECAUSE IT IS THE ONLY CREATURE IN THE ENTIRE EXISTANCE IN THE VOID THAT YOU ARE FLYING THROUGH.
▲: aw that must be lonely
▼: SO IF YOU SEE ANY BEINGS IN THE SPACE, IT WILL MOST LIKELY BE CONNECTED TO HIM.
▲: oh, oh right i'll um, let you know then!
▼: FROM THE INFORMATION I GATHERED, HE CAN KILL ANYONE WITHIN THE FOURTH WALLS AT WILL.
▼: ANYONE.
▲: oh gog i suddenly don't want to find him!!
▼: ALRIGHT, THANK YOU FOR COMPLYING.
▼: NOW THEN, I MUST GO AND FIGHT SOME BLITHERING HORRORTERRORS.
▲: oh uh.. you do that
▼: GOODBYE, JOHN!
▲: bye??
▼: *DOUBLE PISTOLS, AND A WINK*

YUS I HAVE FRIENDS.

Doooooooouble post;;;;;;;;;;;;

Spoiler:

it was a while ago, but at one point I went on Omegle and did this ridiculous thing where I responded to everything the other guy said with a narration style thing, to the point he started narrating responses to my narrations. I can't remember exactly, but I seem to recall something about a giant meteor heading towards the earth that created zombies and dragons, and then McDonalds saved us(and came up with a new line of products!)

Common Poster Posts : 623 Join date : 2011-11-03

Decided to necro this, as I finally had a really successful Trollmegle log that shouldn't simply vanish.

Up Arrow: Other Guy; Dave
Down Arrow: Me; John *spoilers* (At first...)

▲: so have you seen my shoes or what i kind of fucking need them
▼: dave
▼: you must look into my eyes
▼: and realize
▼: that i am the most beautiful shoujo princess
▼: sparklesparkle
▲: dude i just want my sneakers back we can have mad anime make outs later
▼: now's not the time, dave
▼: dave
▼: be my magical girl
▼: as we hop within my magical mechatardis and hunt vampire highschoolers
▲: oh my sweet virgin ass mary john what has gotten into you
▲: not that im not interested in being your magical girl or whatever
▼: con air got boring so i watched some of jade's animes
▼: and i can't believe
▼: how much i've learned about myself
▼: come dave
▼: we must make out
▼: and be the most desu pairing ever
▲: well if you insist really you should have watched jade's animes sooner if this is the result
▼: yes
▼: let us lock lips and forever be kawaii
▼: mwah
▲: but you better not be shaking those little kawaii lips of yours all over town after this or i might go yandere on you bro
▼: oh i would never dream of it dave-sama!
▼: mwahmwah
▲: well smoochsmooch John-chan because now youre all mine
▲: daisuki and shit or whatever
▼: and now i am spades slick
▲: fuck
▼: thank you dave for freeing me from my magical prison
▲: man that is seriously fucked up what is wrong with you
▼: now hurry, grab my iron horse hitcher so that we may fulfill the ancient prophecy set forth by the first hokage
▲: no way fuck you i want my john-chan back
▼: all will mystically be revealed once you grab the horse hitcher. hurry, before orochianti-spiralkyubey does so.
▲: im still missing my shoes fuck this is so messed up fine but if you fuck me over youre gonna be picking your teeth up off the floor by the end of the day
▼: *hitchergrab*
▼: And now I am Maplehoof.
▼: Thank you, Dave, for freeing me from my infinifold prison. You are now qualified to hunt Time Lords.
▲: oh my god yes ive always wanted to hunt time lords fuck yes
▼: Now, hop upon my back, so that we may ride into the sunset and ejaculate all other TARDISes.
▲: *hops the fuck on*
▲: hell yes gonna capture me some time lords
▼: EXCELSIORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRneigh

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Stranger, did you know?
Stranger: probably not
You: Gods of death who love apples have red hands
Stranger: how could i know that? i've never seen a shinigami.
You: Touche.
You: But wait...
You: If you've never seen one, how do you know they exist?
You: YOU ARE KIRA!
Stranger: because i belive in gods of death?
Stranger: kira does not need to belive in shinigami
Stranger: he is one
You: I know your secret stranger
You: And now the world will kno- *Heart attack*
Stranger: you were the one that said they had red hands, bro.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That happened.

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