pOKEMON tAVROS eDITION

>Vriska

> Name him Vriska.

oH,
wELL,
i GUESS THAT MAKES SOME, uHH,,,
sENSE,
vRISKA BEING MY RIVAL AND ALL,
bUT,
dIDN'T SHE HAVE, yOU KNOW,,,
vISION EIGHTFOLD, oR SOMETHING?
i ALSO THINK SHE HAD SOMETHING ON HER, uH, chEST BEFORE,,,



nO, i THINK vRISKA CALLS HERSELF A, uHH,,,
sHE MOST OF THE TIME,
uNLESS SHE'S CALLING HERSELF A, uMM,,,
yOU KNOW WHAT,
i'M SORRY,
tHAT WAS INAPPROPRIATE FOR YOUR, uHH,,,
eLDERLY EARS,



nOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING, uHH,,,
wRONG WITH THEM,,,



aND WELL,,, hUH?




oH, cOOL!
tHIS IS GOING TO BE, uMM,,,
jUST AWESOME!



aS LONG AS vRISKA KEEPS HER,,,
uMM,,,
oKAY, sORRY, aGAIN,,,




oH WAIT,
wHAT'S GOING ON,

oLD MAN?
wHATEVER YOUR NAME WAS?
...




You are now tAVROS nITRAM Tavros Nitram, and you are about to set out on a Pokemon adventure the likes only Gamzee could imagine. But what will you do first?

>Tavros: You can't do anything silly! You don't have your wheelchair!

You briefly demonstrate your ability to walk. You also briefly ponder your sudden ability to flash step.

You figure this is kind of like being back on Prospit, except with less colors. Oh, and you can't fly.

Now that this ability has been demonstrated, what will you do?

>Tavros: Flash step everywhere like a madman.

>LEAVE THE FUCKING ROOM ALREADY THIS IS SILLY.

Heir Of Breath wrote:

>LEAVE THE FUCKING ROOM ALREADY THIS IS SILLY.

Oh, you fully intend to! But before that...

Quote :

--adiosToreador [AT] began trolling terminallyCapricious [TC]--

AT: hEY gAMZEE!
TC: Oh, HeY, bRo.
TC: WhAt'S tHe MoThErFuCkIn' DeAl?
AT: oH, wELL,,,
AT: iT'S JUST THAT i,,,
TC: WhAt'S wRoNg?
AT: wELL,,,
AT: yOU SOUNDED KIND OF, wELL,,,
AT: kIND OF MAD,
TC: WhY wOuLd I bE mAd aT yOu?
TC: Ah, LeT's JuSt GeT tHiS cOnVeRsAtIoN bEtWeEn BrO's GoInG.
AT: oH,
AT: uMM,,,
AT: i WAS ACTUALLY, uHH,,,
AT: jUST COMING ONLINE TO SAY GOODBYE FOR A, uMM,,,
AT: fOR A WHILE,
AT: bECAUSE OF THIS WHOLE pOKEMON ADVENTURE,,,
TC: oH, tHaT's CoOl.
AT: aRE YOU SURE?
TC: YeAh, Of CoUrSe.
TC: YoU gOt To Do WhAt FeElS rIgHt, AnD iF tHiS fEeLs RiGhT, wHaT kInD oF bRo WoUlD i Be To StOp yOu?
AT: uMM,,,
AT: a PRETTY CRUDDY ONE?
TC: RiGhT oN bRoThEr.
AT: oH, wELL,,,
AT: i'LL MISS TALKING TO YOU ALL THE TIME,
AT: sO,,,
AT: i THINK i'LL GO NOW

--adiosToreador [AT] ceased trolling terminallyCapricious [TC]--

Well, that's a relief.

Wait.

If this is some sort of dream bubble/game thing. How the hell were you contacting Gamzee?

... MiRaClEs.

Shit, even that answer isn't making this less confusing. You curse the imbecile who controls you're actions for this confusion.



You briefly note the lack of handrails (very dangerous; someone could break their legs if they weren't careful!) before descending.

>Tavros: Descend.



You commence the lamest Descend update ever in the history of ever.

What now?

>WHO IS THIS LADY SITTING IN YOUR HOUSE OH MY GOD WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE. TALK TO HER NOW.

> SILENTLY SNEAK OUT AS IF YOU WERE A NINJA, OR SOLID SNAKE.

Heir Of Breath wrote:

>WHO IS THIS LADY SITTING IN YOUR HOUSE OH MY GOD WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE. TALK TO HER NOW.

You ponder why the voices in your head are shouting at you. You also observe your self esteem plummet further.

Funny. Most people who knew you would say that's impossible, too.



uMM,,, hELLO,
wHY ARE YOU IN MY HIVE?

She tells you... Nothing. Instead, she looks at you with a disturbingly familiar look of endearment.

,,, tINKERBULL?

It's a shame that the artist can't art, because this is such a moment of total and complete sweetness. Oh well.

You talk to Tinkermom for a minute, and she tells you to go outside. You can't start you're big adventure inside!



You walk to the door dejectedly. You were kind of hoping you could just stay inside and not have to talk to anyone...

>GO INTO THE TALL GRASS! LEVEL THE POKEMON EARLY!

>Talk to the girl! A good pokémon is worth nothing if you don't have confidence.

Alex wrote:

>GO INTO THE TALL GRASS! LEVEL THE POKEMON EARLY!

This is such a great idea! If Fiduspawn taught you anything, it was that the monsters at the start were the easiest to defeat! You start walking in a direction, hoping it will take you where you need to go...

...

Oh shit, that's Vriska's hive, isn't it?

ABSCONDABSCONDABSCONDABSCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOND



You try again, this time going around your hive so you don't have to endure Vriska's... Vriskaness.



You prepare to step into the tall grass...



oH, hI AGAIN ELDERLY GUY WHO SORT OF SCARES ME!






oH,,, kAY?



yOU DO?



i'D REALLY, uHH,,,
rATHER NOT,,,

oH GOG,,, uMM,,,
oKAY,,,
dON'T HURT ME,,,





You self-esteem takes another blow as you realize everybody in this world can flash step. And then your confidence takes a hit as you realize Vriska is standing there.

Right next to you.

...

S/he smirked at you and then groped you ass. In front of her/his grandfather... Elderly... Lusus... Thing.

Today is not a good day for you.








oKAY,,,
yOU LAUGH, uHH,,,
kINDA LIKE A RAPIST,,,



i MEAN, uHH,,,
i'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE A RAPIST,,,





aW, wHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHERS?
dID YOUR RAPIST LAUGH SCARE THEM AWAY?




bUT WON'T YOU BE LONELY?
i MEAN, uHH,,, eVEN RAPISTS SHOULDN'T BE LONELY,,,
So, if I were a rapist, would you keep me company? :::;)
uHH,,,
i THINK,,,
i'LL JUST CHOOSE MY,,,
uHH,,,
pOKEMON NOW,,,



QUICKLY YOU MUST CHOOSE ONE SO YOU CAN ABSCOND

OH GOG THIS IS SO TERRIBLE

YOU CAN'T PICK FAST ENOUGH

>SQUIRTLEEEEEEEE

>Rapid Spin for the win, Squirtle I choose you!

In life, plan A never works.
Plan B doesn't work either.
It's all about plan C.

So...

>Third Pokeball

> CHOOSE SQUIRTLE

>The one on the right.

>Tavros: MAKE SOME SICK FIRES BRO!

Tex wrote:

>Tavros: MAKE SOME SICK FIRES BRO!

>Charmander, duh.

>Charmander. That way ALL of his Pokemon can have wings eventually.

All of them.

Guy we need to make this happen.

>FARTY MCTORCHBUTT