The War of Sun and Moon(A pony RP)

Well now you find an excuse to meet a Hat maker, a Knight, a Fencer, a Bard, or a Postal worker.

Hiding this here. : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dDtNAjWi3I

The excuse to meet the bard is him playing fucking rock-precursor music in the middle of a massive fucking crowd. Just watch the show and find a way to get his attention.

Stupid pony work, stopping one from experiencing the music.

Can I play a goat?

Yeah, don't ask about the one sig link in particular...

Jokie, have I taught you nothing about playing it cool? Unless you wanted people to click it... at which point, well played sir. Well played indeed.

raridash...

I need to introduce you to razed rainbow.

And Eo, Goats are confirmed as pets. Cows, mules, donkeys, etc. are okay though.

This just cements them under Celestia's iron hoof! I won't stand for this intolerance! Bigotry and racism, man! Equal rights for everypony!

MY HAT D:

no, Eo, I mean that they aren't capable of speech. Watch the Iron Will episode again.

You have to be capable of speech to be an acceptable character.

Yeah, that's kind of a problem.

gee,you think?

Also, congratz to Ji. He is apparently mod now.

More propaganda by Celestia's regime!

Yes I be. No big deal. I just decide who lives and who dies now.

Joural wrote:

You have to be capable of speech to be an acceptable character.

Just ask Perry the Platypus and Charlie Chaplin.. But okay, if you insist... (throws up hands in mock defeat)

Well? what be ye?

Dare you to be a Minotaur. DARE YOU.

I was going to be an effectively dehorned oonicron. If I'm to understand your reference fully, maybe I should watch the iron will episode in the first place...

But as a minotaur you'd be the envy of everypony, for you would have haaaaaands.

Lyra would kill to be you.

Indeed.

And with hands, we could use you for so many important tasks!

I should actually make that sheet. I'm not entirely sure what good character concept would fit with a minotaur, though.

Don't really know how to help you there. The plight of the under-developed race thing you only see once.

I picture them as a proud, warlike race.

So, as I kept trying to ask in the chatbox.

Do you want myself and Jokie to NPC summon guards and control the calming of the riot? Because I think we were banking on you to control those two things.

Name: Ionic Bond
Cutiemark: An Erlenmeyer flask with a bright green bubbling liquid in it, leaving a trail of white fumes
Element: Denial, if he had one
Type: Unicorn
Description: He's a dark red pony with a frizzy black mane that sticks almost straight up and a tail that does likewise. Both are streaked with pure white (think Bride of Frankenstein-style). He has eyes... somewhere. You can't really see them under the darkened goggles. Also, he's got a golden twisty-wire thing that runs up the twists in his horn. It covers the tip of his horn entirely and carries a multitude of little tiny jewels set in a very intricate pattern. What precisely this is for, he won't tell people. He's often seen wearing a hooded cloak.
Special ability: Science. Maaaaaaaad science.
Personality: Egomaniacal, a little insane, and definitely suffering from an inferiority complex. He's not a big fan of magic, which is rather surprising given that he's a unicorn, and you'll not catch him using it himself.
Job: Crusader for Equal Treatment for Earth Ponies through transcendental technology. Long story short, figuring out how to technologically bring the Earth Ponies on par with everyone else. Where does he get money? Call it an inheritance.

Best pony name. Out of all. :D