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The Oval Office, Washington DC


"Mr.President, I thank you for taking this time out of our day to speak with us". Said CIA director Bob Isgae.

"I thank you for alerting me". President Obama replied. "Now what seems to be the problem, Director Isgae?"

Isgae reached up and placed his left hand on his black sunglasses. He was a chubby man, bald since his early thirties, who had a small caterpillar mustache on his face. He was a man who liked to make things dramatic, and he was expressing this now. He took a deep breath, and slowly let it out, like a smoker exhaling tobacco.

"Well, Mr.President," he slowly said after a tense moment "We have been monitoring the situation in North Korea for a while, and we may have a problem".

"Oh dear," President Obama said, "Have they finally finished perfecting their long-ranged nuclear warheads?" Obama was seriously nervous now, though he tried not to show it. A long bead of sweat dripped down from his forehead and off of his nose onto the floor.

"Worse," director Isgae said. "They have discovered..." He took his sunglasses off slowly and looked the president square in the eye.

"Unicorns". Obama's face froze in contorted fear. The Secret Service agents in the room audibly gasped, and the sky outside grew significantly darker.

"Mother of God," President Obama gasped. He reached for the red button on the corner of his desk and pressed it. From out of a secret compartment in his desk came a cherry red corded phone with a red flashing light on top of it. The president picked the phone up, and the secretary of state answered. They talked for a few moments, until Obama mentioned unicorns, and the secretary of state fainted.

"Director Isgae," President Obama said ad he slowly brought the phone to rest on his desk again "Initiate Operation Gangam Style.

"Right away, sir!"



Welcome to Get Gangam Style, a spy rp. You are a member of CIA Unit 69, assigned to infiltrate North Korea, and steal or destroy ordinance Alpha Red (also known as the Unicorn). What you will find in this new, foreign land, long cut off from the rest of civilization, nobody knows. But I do know one thing;

Whatever it is, you will laugh your @$$ off.

rules:

1. no god-modding, power-playing, trolling, you get the picture.
2. You cannot be a Korean.
3. No unauthorized killing.
4. be funny. this is a comical rp.
5. Do NOT, under any circumstances, EVER do the Gangam Stlye dance while deployed in Korea. Your team may get you mixed up with the rest of the citizens.
6. Be creative
7. have fun!
8. Put "Shanghai'ed",in the other section of your sheet
9. keep cursing to a minimum
10. no sex, because sex isn't funny.
11. no racism against Koreans. Don't be that guy.


the sheet:

name:

age: (between 23-50)

gender:

appearance:

personality:

weapons: (be creative here. what weapon would a failed secret agent use?)

other:

res'd