Actually one of my great-grandparents was a scientist on one of the black hole research operations, either Blunt Spork or Boogey Penguin. I think it was Boogey Penguin. Yeah, she was into the real deal, back in the day. Remember the whole black hole crisis in China a while back? She was actually working in Beijing with the Chinese specialists for a while trying to fight them off. Back then they didn't know how radioactive black holes were, though, so none of their equipment was protected, and she died like a decade after coming back. :c Really sad story. But at least her last few years were with her family.
And hey, with what they discovered about black holes from that project, we were fully prepared for those dozens of mass black hole outbreaks in the 70s! I actually saw one out in the backyard the other day :P Almost feel sorry for the little things. Nowhere to go in the modern world.
I wonder what it would be like to be a black hole in a younger, more primitive time? With the whole Wild West at your fingertips, and no Al Gore vying to hunt you down and serve you to senators at the White House correspondents' dinner? Sheesh, it's a different planet nowadays. Different planet. Almost makes you wonder, who are the real black holes? Not us, not us.