Ji's topic - Friendly Plotstrike inbound, find cover!

Well okay, understood. It is your job as a tank to sit there and look pretty, I mean, sit there and look pretty while people bash your head in.

I'm taking that a step further and letting them just hit the shield while I bash their heads in.

Yes, well, try to remember that bashing is a secondary concern. You should be more preoccupied with making people really, really want to bash your head in.

I'll try to remember that. I still get to kill stuff, right?

Oh, everyone gets to kill stuff. I'm just saying, a paladin's roll is to basically piss everyone off and convince them to hit the paladin instead of the fragile sorcerer over there.

Ah, of course. I know that, and that it is my primary purpose.

Good, now if you'll excuse me, I have to plan ways to ruin you as a party... I mean... cupcakes?

I'm sure it won't be hard. Cupcakes are surprisingly easy to make.

Yes but what if I'm trying to make very, very frustrating cupcakes, that baked in the screams of the betrayed and frosted with hatred and pain?

Cupcakes... Mmmmm.

I suppose I could use some RainbowDash, but there isn't any left, I'm afraid, keep trying to help though~

Well, here's the recipe: http://zeurel.deviantart.com/art/TF2-Flash-The-Question-260363255

I... I'm sorry Eo... I need a moment... I gone done broke... for once I sympathised with the scout... THE SCOUT MAN! I HATE THE SCOUT WITH A PASSION!

Hi.

Hi. Where's the rolly-dealy?

We'll get it, just calm down man! CALM DOWN!

The rolly dealy was what I was just about to post, and the only reason I asked Jac to post here.

http://www.catchyourhare.com/diceroller/

Pass is Ji

Excellent. And mine was on a +5 bluff.

Nice 20 there. I'll go decide what the Gambler's bonus is, and then make a roll you can get to see, because he might be cheating, possibly, but I won't for something this simple.

So Jac got a 21.

How is it the Barbarian managed to do better?

(whistles) I think this roller likes us. I accidentally rolled without a password before, and I got a 12 that time.

Hey, Eo, what's your passive perception?

Just 10.

Yeah, I shouldn't have needed to ask anyway, forgot I had yours on hand for viewing. Okay, now then, the first roll I will make will be his roll, the second I may or may not make will be him cheating if he feels he needs to, and the third will be his new check if he cheats correctly.

Okay he barely managed to cheat through Jac's perception, and he made things worse. He's lost. You may both claim to have won. Though you'll need to wait for legs.

Wait a failure...