Oh lee, now you've gone and done it, considering the gemstone fashioned into every Pope's ring...
Name: Smaragdus Lux, the Green Star of Illumination
Composition and Form: I stand tall and strong against the
faithless hordes of infidels, a bastion of
shining emerald blazing in the purifying
light of day, weathering the storm of the heretic and the
blasphemer as the great mount does before the
impotent rage of the elements. My gaze alone would reduce a heathen to ash, releasing their spirit unto
transcendence, yet I am merciful also, with
holy maces bound to my very
being so that I may pound the absolute truth into your
doubting mind! I am as pure of body as I am of
spirit and no
corrupting adornments mock my shape, which does seek only to
deliver you into perfection, even when I must give chase to the
cowards who exult in their
sins!
Personality: You would know the soul of the Steadfast
Believer? Of the One Who
Endures? Then know that I am resolute in my
most sacred duty, that I shall bring about a
Revelation, to purge the unworthy and
redeem those who might yet
be saved!
Power: Though you mock the
revering and the worshipful, you will come to know the same
love as they, when I invoke the
true nobility of my understanding and speak directly to your cowering
soul. You will
repent your ways and see things the way I do, released from
damnation and given control of your destiny, so you may always choose to
denounce and reject your abysmal past self!
Goal: In my pity for the unenlightened
savages of the world, I will spread the truth throughout its desolation, so that I may convert these
poor unfortunate souls and let them
see the light!
Location: I have awoken to my
calling just north of the great mountain that watches over our
withering and immoral land, but be not afraid by my distance, for I shall never cease my travels until you are all
saved!
Other: Come to me, my children of
benevolence and understanding, that I may teach you more of the
way to salvation!
You see?! You see what happens when I get even a whiff of this sort of thing?! Madness! Sparta! And other memes as well...but yeah. Knocked that one up (*giggle* you said "knocked up!" *smack* Shut up!) in about twenty minutes. For maximum effect, read it in the voice of
Dynasty Warrior's Zhang Jiao. Use
all the ham and cheese.
A simple fellow for a more simple time.
EDIT: See
here for details.