A dungeons and dragons rpg by Ji. (It's my first guys, I finally popped my cherry)

We are mature here, and mature.

. . . okay, seriously, how adult can you get on this forum? XD

Well, jokes are perfectly fine. No matter how dead baby or sexual they may be.

Umm...

Hmm.

I don't really know.

But I need sleep so good bye and good night.

G'night. Beware of flaming pedobears.

What does Annie have to do with this!?

Annie and Soraka are stalking you.

Now, why does that not surprise me?

So long as you're not flagrantly obscene or otherwise offensive, I won't get you for it.

Flaming pedobear references are fine though, right? And if ya don't get what we mean, look up Annie and Tibbers, from League of Legends.

So, uh, now to plot your first battle agianst a dragon.

You suck! Lolipops!

. . . har har. HAR HAR. Expect me to turn against the party if that happens.

Expect me to turn *from* the party. And the dragon. They're not to be messed around with lightly.

Why is it that dragons are so easily picked for the generic evil villian of fantasy stuffs?

They're also really poorly written and played, usually. Hence why I'm so gung-ho about playing a Draconian.

We'll, a young one is like level 5, you guys could handle one at roung level 2 each.

So you'll make it a three way battle, Derp? That actually sounds interesting, white dragons aren't terribly reasonable.

Darn generic evil dragons.

White Dragons got screwed in D&D. Actually, Chromatics in general got the short end of the statistical and author sticks. I houserule my dragons heavily.

I would presume.

Actually a young white dragon is level three, even easier.

. . . when the party reaches level 3, and if this character is dead, can I play a dragon?

Why is it Chromatic dragons are always evil? I am not evil...

No, just, just no. Those are a bit, you know, extreme. It might be level three, but it's incredibly more powerful than a level 3 adventurer.

They honestly "aren't". White ones just also get to have a low intelligence, and therefore, well, it's not evil when an animal eats a cow

Stereotyping's a bitch. They also say Wyverns are stupid.

My draconomicons peg alignments on the species, though.

No emotion! What so ever!