A dungeons and dragons rpg by Ji. (It's my first guys, I finally popped my cherry)

You are the one playing the Warlord, right?

Sorcerer.

Oh.

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Oops.

I'm the warlord. I also have the position of asshat reserved ;)

Okay. You better heal me or the cleric is gonna be spirited off with a pissed paladin.

Isn't that your name?

The cleric can also, heal.

We have a cleric?

Oh, don't worry, I'm sure he'll get around to it eventually.

Yes, well, I do have that skill. I don't remember how many of my encounter powers actually involve healing, but I do have some stuff I can use.

And yes, it is.

Yes, we also have a cleric, the only member of the party who isn't unaligned, you know, though she's lawful good. Reguardless, yes, we do. And Eo, you get one, one that heals, but you can use it twice per encounter.

. . . Lawful Good or Lawful Stupid?

I thought I was Good now.

Well, her god is bahamut so... stupid.

You need to announce that to people yoursel,f silly legs.

Oh lord...

. . . . . . . . . I don't think I'll ever be able to bring in a Draconian then, considering as they're spawn of Tiamat. This is going to be interesting.

We're all going to die.

No, no. You're going to die. I'll watch! . . . and sell tickets.

And I will just be drinking booze...

No, we're all going to slowly bleed to death.

We can use the tickets as bandages!

Dude, I have 20 squares in range. That's 100 feet. I'll be watching from afar.

You can also heal yourself, guys. Especially you, Legs, you can heal others too. Lay on hands. TOUCH THEM AND MAKE THEM FEEL BETTER.

HAPPY PILLS OF MAGIC.

Let's keep the jokes that are probably out of this forum's rating to a minimum. I know I'm tempted.

This forum's rating was blasted to death once Patches was the admin.

In other news... *touch*

My IRL group has alwaysmade that joke when there's a paladin in the group.