Selfstuck : Taking a surgical knife to the dead horse of Havenseized

Alright. If you're at this thread, I'm assuming you actually remember Havenseized. If not, I'll explain.

Havenseized was a massive Homestuck RP from the Sporum, which collapsed under its own weight as hordes of characters, plot holes you could drive tanks through, and other more standard RP issues rotted it to the core. One component in Havenseized was Intermission II, meant to feature characters based nigh-entirely off of ourselves, going through a more standard session.

Unfortunately, one of the other huge issues in Havenseized was that we would get far too distracted thinking up ideas for far off plot segments, especially Intermission II, which meant we wouldn't focus on the current story.

Now, this isn't a revival to Havenseized, as I'm starting to notice that to revive Havenseized without heavy alteration would be to redo a failed experiment, hoping it'd turn out better for no good reason. As such, I thought that, given it was one of the parts of the story we all were more excited for, why not simply make it a story all its own?

Even with the large amount of fatty plot in-conherency that was Havenseized, large revisions need be made. For one, we now know much more about how SBURB functions, and it only makes sense that we use that information to our advantage. No more "Troy fucks with the game, that explains it" cop-outs. Second off, we will have to make a somewhat more interesting conflict, given the initial plan being "Perfectly normal session" would be a bit dull for us Homestuck-readers. So, what I request from you is this:

1. If you intend to be in this RP, post about it/vote
2. If you think you might be in this RP, post about it/vote
3. If you have plot ideas, post about it.
-What we'd need for this would be Exile and main villain stuff. I've had thoughts about bringing back Blanc, the old Havenseized villain, but I'm open to other ideas.
4. If you will/think you will be in this, and have old character information, please post it so I can start storing it.
- Expect things like Dream Planet, Role, Land, etc. to be open for change. I might need to tweak things, but I'll try not to.

Other important stuff to note:

1. There will be no trolls. They're not required and are a large part of why things get a bit overcomplicated in these things.
2. No cherubs.
3. As said, Dream Planet, Role, Land, etc. to be open for change.
4. While I'm willing to be Hero of Time again, we still need a Hero of Space, and they need a Land of ____ and Frogs
5. The first person to enter is the Ectobiologist. They work with the Hero of Space to make a universe. Their role doesn't matter.
6. I want monosyllabic words for roles, please. I may allow very small exceptions, but don't count on it.
7. If you read all this, put Imma Got Tiger in the Other section.
8. People will reach god tier. I'd say probably not everyone, but where's the fun in that?

Dat new sheet smell:

Name: (We used things like our own names, nicknames, or something similar. If you can make the first name 4 letters without forcing it, great, but I'm not picky there.)
Chumhandle: (firstinitialLastinitial [FL]) (Also include text color here)
Description/Picture: (If it's in depth enough for someone to make a standard Homestuck sprite, it's great.)
Intro/Background: (Your name is BLANK, and you will give an IN DEPTH DESCRIPTION of yourself here, including USELESS ADDED INFORMATION for LULZ)
Role*: (___ of ___, Monosyllabic)
Land*: (Land of ___ and ___, Hero of Space has Frogs for last ___. Short description of world here too.)
Denizen*: (Basically the final boss of your land. Preferably from Mythos of some sort. Might have a pattern later.)
Consorts*: (Bumbling critters. Possible theme)
Dream Planet*: (Prospit or Derse.)
Guardian*: (Parental figure. Someone will get first guardian probably, maybe not. Not sure on specifics there.)
Specibus: (Typeofweaponkind, plus starting weapons)
Modus: (Reasonably annoying)
Other: (Additional stuff, such as a question on the character)

*These are subject to change, for whatever reason.

Suddenly: Characters

YinYangBell wrote:

Name: Dave Smith
Handle: beastlyExperimentor
Appearance:

Interests:
Your name is DAVE SMITH. You despise this name for its normalcy, but you suppose it is fitting in an unironic and ironic matter. You are a very uninteresting person. Your family is wealthy, and you essentially spend most of your time in a room outfitted like a CASINO, which fits with your interest in POKER. Its bar, however, does not fit your detestation for ALCOHOL.
You have a love for CATS and SCIENCE, but hate MATH, despite being relatively skilled at it. You have a tendency to be annoyingly polite to the opposite gender, simply because you believe that women have more class than yours, which at your age seems only to be interested in SPORTS, SKATEBOARDING, and a PUNK ROCKER ATTITUDE, a variety of things you hate. You tend to get along very well with ADULTS, but get irritated at being PATRONIZED. You tend to correct people a lot simply because you are a PERFECTIONIST. This trait leads to your inability to create any form of ART, despite a passion for dabbling in WRITING, MUSIC, and GRAPHICS, though your failure in those may simply be because of your lack of skill with your TRUMPET and your inability to draw properly without resorting to just using STRAIGHT LINES.

You are an avid ROLEPLAYER, but not one of the kind who LARPs and plays DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS, because that is kind of saddening even in your mind.

You occasionally have breakdowns and fits of rage, cynicism, sadism, or irritation, which leads to an odd result of duality in which you are polite and charming in one case and uncaringly cruel in the next. You are generally a bit of an ass, and deem none of this information intriguing in the slightest.

You have recently gotten into MULTIPLAYER GAMES such as MINECRAFT and TEAM FORTRESS 2, though you were a bit slow in regards to jumping on the FPS BANDWAGGON, and as such are notably TERRIBLE at most games you now play.

In regards to communication, you use the chumhandle beastlyExperimentor, a nod to an old Roleplay through which you met most of your online friends.
you have a
tendency to sort of
drag on phrases as you
select the right
words
to say.


Weapon: Staffkind
Role: Heir of Time
Land: Land of Traps and Fortune (A planet of casinos, some ruined, some in the peak of their time, filled with booby traps, where the consorts play shady games of luck)
Dream Planet: Prospit
Consorts: Black Roadrunners with glowing neon veins
Denizen: Hephaestus simply to fit the Hero of Time thing
Modus: Board Breaking Modus: Captchalogued items are released by breaking a board. Occasionally certain items are only released through certain techniques, requiring a special break. It's relatively simple given you use a staff for most, and broke boards for martial arts.

Tex wrote:

Name: Ronald Skylarson

Chumhandle: vividHistorian

Description/Picture:

Intro/Background: Your name is RONALD SKYLARSON and you have plenty of interests! You really LOVE things LIKE HISTORY, OR ANCIENT ARTIFACTS. You generally learn something new in history everyday. Some of your other interests include GAMING, be it on consoles or computers. But you really seem to favor computers. And how could you forget to mention that you love THE INTERNET, AND TALKING TO YOUR FRIENDS ON THE INTERNET. Let's face it you're pretty AWKWARD when you're around people physically. You also like learning about GUNS AND WEAPONS IN GENERAL, even though you don't have any real weapons except a small pocket knife, which is only for self defense anyways.

You also enjoy watching TELEVISION, occasionally,and you specifically enjoy science fiction the most. And how could you possibly neglect to mention that you ROLEPLAY, at least when you aren't being incredibly LAZY. Oh, and you sometimes tend to RAMBLE on about things no one cares about. You also enjoy PSYCHOLOGY, AND LEARNING ABOUT CULTURE. You also think of yourself as a pretty CHILL and RELAXED GUY. Well, on the surface at least. You tend to get irritated when someone says something you think is STUPID as well, but what can you say, sometimes you're EASILY IRRITATED when someone gets the facts wrong.
Role*: Page of Heart
Land*: Land of Archives and Ruins. A relatively cold and mountainous land, the sun is seemingly obscured by dark clouds constantly. However ruins of a civilization are everywhere, broken down bridges, buildings clutter the landscape, however if one can make it through alive, they'll be rewarded by finding a huge Archive of knowledge and history of the world and it's inhabitants.

Denizen*: Yaldabaoth
Consorts*: Snakes.
Dream Planet*: Derse. (Can be changed to Prospit if we have too many Dersian dreamers.)
Guardian*: Sister.
Specibus: Wooden stick kind. (Later on, spear kind.)
Modus: The History/Culture Modus. You can put an item in freely, but in order to take an item out you need to answer some sort of History related or Cultural related question in less than one minute. Or else you'll have to wait an hour or so before trying again.
Other: Imma Got Tiger

Crim wrote:

Name: Taylor Kusmal
Chumhandle: unknownError [UE]
Description/Picture: I'll make a picture for this later. Just wanna get the sheet posted so I don't have to worry about void getting taken before me.
Intro/Background: Your name is TAYLOR KUSMAL. This is not your LAST NAME but is VERY CLOSE. You're a tad RELUCTANT to post your ACTUAL NAME because you're PARANOID that SOMEONE YOU KNOW will SEARCH your name and FIND THIS. You really enjoy the INTERNET and the strange PEOPLE that inhabit it. You have gathered quite a few INTERNET FRIENDS and often partake in ROLEPLAYS with them on a forum. Your USERNAME is CRIM which originated from the color CRIMSON. Outside of this, you enjoy POI and ART. Not to mention MUSIC which of course EVERYONE likes to some extent. You love to EAT and have awful SLEEP HABITS which just get WORSE with SUMMER. Your CAT likes to follow you wherever you HAPPEN TO GO. Some people have told you that you're WEIRD and to be completely honest, you think that's sorta COOL. You spend much time reading BOOKS and MANGAS and playing GAMES. You've also got a TENDENCY to think about learning a BUNCH of cool things, but never end up actually trying to LEARN them. You have a lot of pets in your household ranging from a FISH to DOGS to CHICKENS. Your chumhandle is unknownError [UE] and You speak with decent grammar and punctuation most of the time. butnotalways. But enough about you since you seem to be rambling now anyways.
Role: Prince of Void
Land: Land of Crags and Snow
Denizen: Nyx
Consorts: Hyenas
Dream Planet: Derse
Guardian: Brother
Specibus: Firepokrkind (Fire poker if you couldn't tell.)
Modus: Random Modus. The item you get is random. Simple.
Other: IMMA GOT THAT TIGER. CAUSE BITCHES LOVE TIGERS.

Hawk wrote:

Name: Kensie Marshall Marion
Chumhandle: arcaneEquinox [AE]
Description/Picture:
Intro/Background: Your name is KENSIE MARION but you prefer to be called MARSHALL. The reason for this is that you're actually GENDER FLUID and that you actually think the name Marshall sounds A WHOLE LOT COOLER than Kensie does. Most people call you HAWK, though. You have a variety of INTERESTS, the most prominent of them being DRAWING and ATTEMPTING TO DRAW. Other interests include GAMING, READING, playing SOLITAIRE, TALKING with you're numerous INTERNET FRIENDS, thinking about your BOYFRIEND, browsing the WEB, and customising your BLOG.
You actually happen to be PANSEXUAL. That means that you LOVE almost everyone. Most notably your INTERNET FRIENDS (which you have a lot of, by the way). You love to ROLEPLAY, but you haven't been doing so as much as you'd like as of late. You have a passion for MUSIC and love listening to the stuff. You can't sing or play instruments for your life, though.
You actually REALLY REALLY HATE being a HUMAN. You'd much rather be an ANTHRO or even a FERAL. In fact, you've created several FURSONAS in your short time being an artist. Your most RECENT fursona is some kind of LION/HAWK/ZEBRA/FENNEC FOX COMBINATION. You're not quite sure how it works, actually. But you sure as hell prefer it to your current state of being.
You're also WAY too lazy to finish writing this description. You're pretty LAZY in general, actually.
Role: Witch of Rage
Land: Land of Hearts and Ghosts.
Denizen: Yog-Sothoth (hee)
Consorts: Fennec Foxes o:
Dream Planet: Derse
Guardian: Your pet CAT
Specibus: Penkind. MY TABLET PEN IS MY STARTING WEAPON. EN GARDE.
Modus: Timer Modus. When an object is capchalogued, a random amount of time is generated (that depends on the size/value/etc.) for each item. When the time limit runs out, the item is automatically ejected. Items CAN be recapchalogued after being ejected, though.
Other: imma got tiger yo

Ømnivalence wrote:

Name: Josh Ignotum
Chumhandle: mysteriousLupis [ML]
Description/Picture:

Spoiler:

Intro/Background: You're not a very exciting person. You tend to sit around most of the time and be generally lazy. You enjoy talking to your online friends and playing games and stuff with them. When you're not being lazy you rather like to partake in playing Soccer, or Football as you heritage would call it, and going to movies. You're a very action oriented person and you like to see things explode. You once blew up a firecracker in your own hand by accident. You've also broken your teeth with an aluminum bat. You used to be a rather angry person but have since then learned to chillax and be awesome. When you get sad you stop being sad and be awesome instead. Though you're a rather timid person in real life you like the adopt the persona of a ladies man online simply because its more fun like that. You rather enjoying roleplaying, more specifically roleplaying fantasy and a bit of sci-fi. Maybe even some fantasy sci-fi if you get the chance. If you were ever give the chance you would totally be down for kicking some butt and saving the world. Because that would be totally awesome. You rather enjoy wolves, but fancy yourself to be more of a genetically modified best kind of person rather than a real animal. You're sort of a shaman and enjoy just watching the world go by, thought mainly only from the comfort of the great indoors. You rather like couchs. Especially comfortable ones. Another one of the things you do when you're not being lazy is cooking. Yes you cook. Mostly pasta dishes, but you're pretty d*mn good at it if you say so yourself. Did you mention you really enjoy old things? Like ancient civilizations and stuff. You rather enjoy reading about the Aztecs, Greeks, Romans pretty much any of those ancient civilizations. Eygpt, Mesopotamia. The list goes on. You rather enjoy music, especially music that you ca set slow-mo action cutscenes to. This kind of music coming from bands like 30 Seconds to Mars, whom you are a huge fan of their song Kings and Queens. You have listened to it OVER 300 TIMES! Now that you're done compiling pointless facts about yourself in this sheet you're going to say that you're chumhandle is mysteriousLupis and You talk like a pretty normal person. Though you occasionally make grammar and spelling mistakes, because lets face it nobody's perfect.
Role*: Knight of Beasts (Maybe a stretch.)

Land*: Land of Wild and Ruin
Denizen*: Leviathan
Consorts*: Lions/Lionesses

Dream Planet*: Prospit
Guardian*: Dad I guess
Specibus:Meatforkkind
However I have recently come into the possession of a sword so.
Modus: Writing Exercise (The object requested must be given a vivid description)
Other: IMMA GOT TIGER BITCH

ArchDemon wrote:

Name: Robert Pierce
Chumhandle: worthlessEmotions [WE]
Description/Picture: Hopefully I'll have a picture to put in here soon enough. Or I'll have to pester someone into drawing me. EITHER WAY THIS WILL NOT BE PRETTY. 
Intro/Background: Your name is ROBERT PIERCE (often RJ, but never ROB, BOB, or any other variation of ROBERT) and you are kind of BORING. You enjoy reading FANTASY and SCIENCE-FICTION BOOKS, especially if they feature DRAGONS, and you've dabbled in TABLE-TOP ROLEPLAYING GAMES once or twice. You've never really gotten the hang of it, though... Or had people to play D&D with. You also enjoy a WIDE VARIETY of VIDEO GAMES, including great hits like LEGEND OF ZELDA, HALO, and POKÉMON, and a few less-known but just as great games like HARVEST MOON, RUNE FACTORY (A FANTASY HARVEST MOON), and ETRIAN ODYSSEY. Your best friends are, for the most part, fellow ONLINE ROLEPLAYERS, because goddamn everyone you know in real life is a FUCKING ASSHOLE. 

You spend probably WAY TOO MUCH time on your various devices (these include, but are not limited to, your DS, 3DS, iPOD TOUCH, WII, XBOX 360, and, sometimes, your LAPTOP), browsing the web or just playing games. You have a TUMBLR but never get on because your iPOD hates you, but whatever. It's nice to have. You are known for having a bad habit of STARTING THINGS and NEVER FINISHING THEM, but oh well, you live with it. It kinda sucks when you start something, get some people excited about it, and then never follow through with it, though, and GOD, you hate disappointing people. Even though you do it pretty much 24/7. It's a TALENT. 

You want to learn how to PROGRAM VIDEO GAMES, but let's face it, you will NEVER GET AROUND TO IT. You love kids and would probably make a DECENT TEACHER, but you also suffer from CHRONIC HEADACHES, and little kid screams don't help them. Your NEAR-SIGHTEDNESS and love of READING AT NIGHT probably don't help your headaches, but whatever. Blasting your BIZARRE MIXED TASTES IN MUSIC probably doesn't either (who else's iPod can you shuffle and find remixes of old game music back-to-back with Bon Jovi, Weird Al, Lady Gaga, Queen, Superchick, Coldplay, and music from the hit webseries RED VS BLUE?). But oh well. You've been kind of MOPEY lately, being more WITHDRAWN and SARCASTIC than usual... You have also picked up the children's card game, YU-GI-OH! as a hobby. The simple yet needlessly complex task of BUILDING A DECK helps you relax.
Role*: Guide of Light 

Spoiler:

Land*: Land of Glow and Tides

Spoiler:

Denizen*: Cetus
Consorts*: Purple Otters
Dream Planet*: Derse
Guardian*: Father (I guess? I can change that to my mom but I WILL KILL HER OFF INSTANTANEOUSLY.)  
Specibus: axekind (Starts with a hatchet)
Modus: RNG Modus

Spoiler:

Other: Imma Got Tiger. That's right. IMMA GOT THE FUCKING TIGER. SOMEONE GO FIND IMMA AND BEAT THAT DUMB BITCH FOR STEALING MY TIGER.

MataRahi wrote:

Name: Glen Andrew
Chumhandle: erraticHorizon
Description/Picture:
Intro/Background: Your name is GLEN ANDREW and you like to think of yourself as having a variety of interests. In reality, however, you spend most if not all of your time on the COMPUTER, investing daily hours into CASUAL GAMING and AMATEUR ART. In fact, most of the things you have ever done were either casual, amateur, or on the COMPUTER. An exception would be volunteering – two times a week, you hop down to the ANIMAL SHELTER and help out. It feels good to be useful, and boy, do you like CATS. And BIRDS. And ANIMALS in general. And NATURE and SCIENCE in general. And GENERALLY EVERYTHING in general. Once in the right STATE OF MIND – perhaps attained after a particularly long RUN, though you don’t run much in the summer, or maybe if it’s late enough at night – you are excruciatingly happy and could give WORDS OF APPRECIATION to just about everything that crosses your path.

You are, in fact, a HAPPY PERSON, and are determined to stay yourself despite such troublesome things as GENDER ROLES and REAL LIFE. Sure, such bombshells as ‘GROWING UP’ and ‘COLLEGE’ may wear you down, but those points of WEAKNESS are soon put behind you. SCHOOL has never been a problem, and though it will surely require more work in future, you see no reason to believe that you will sink to a LEVEL OF IMMINENT FAILURE anytime soon. (Oh crap though, mate, you have to get a JOB sometime! Write that on your HAND – there you go. Now you’ll surely remember!)

Your SKILLS include... Well now, you aren’t particularly skilled at much, but you do enjoy an awful lot of ACTIVITIES! A few samples from that list: Reading, writing, drawing, gaming... Oh my goodness that isn’t an awful lot at all. It should have occurred to you before now that you’d completely mess up this AUTOBIOGRAPHY – for you absolutely despise SELF-EVALUATION. Suffice it to say that you listen to MUSIC, wear WRISTBANDS, talk to yourself, sing in the shower, enjoy a good PUZZLE, and do all of these in the fashion of the ordinary teenager, though it is your belief that no one person can be truly ordinary. WEIRDNESS is all around us, you think to yourself, and you wish nothing more but to accept, tolerate, and love such an omnipotent and powerful force.

(AND OH MY GAWSH HOW DID YOU NOT MENTION YOUR HATS? YOU LOVE HATS AND HAVE A COLLECTION OF THEM GROWING ON YOUR MESSY BED IN YOUR MESSIER ROOM.)
Role: Monk of Mind (Brief description of class:

Spoiler:

And if that don’t work use more gun Rogue of Mind.)
Land: Land of Myth and Ague.

Spoiler:

Denizen: Baba Yaga
Consorts: Moths
Dream Planet: Prospit
Guardian: Dad. Could also be Mom if there’s already a Dad. Or a Sister. Or a Cat.
Specibus: Ringkind. Glen starts with a hexagonal nut that he wears on his finger.
Modus: Anagram modus. Any object entering the Sylladex is scrambled (i.e. a LIME is re-translated to GREEN FRUIT which may become, say, GET FIRE & RUN). Withdrawing an object is as simple as scrolling through a list of these nonsensical phrases and attempting to decipher them, or maybe just picking one at random and hoping for the best.
Other: While I did go ahead and write out a somewhat detailed description of my class, I am fully aware that my character has none of that knowledge. No worries about me trying to exploit any of that. >u< Imma Got Tiger.

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turntechGodhead wrote:

Name: Shawn (Shae) Fowley
Chumhandle: deLorean [DL] -- #bada55
Description/Picture:

Spoiler:

Intro/Background: Your name is SHAE FOWLEY, though considering you're almost TRANSGENDER, you prefer to be called SHAWN. You aren't transgender yet, or at least you don't consider yourself to be, as you were waiting until you ENDED SCHOOL before making anything OFFICIAL, so EITHER PRONOUN, HE or SHE, works for you, as long as they use the CORRECT NAME for each PRONOUN. You have a VARIETY of INTERESTS and HOBBIES, though the thing you seem to do most is run your BLOG. You have plenty of FOLLOWERS to PLEASE, so you make sure to try be on there EVERY DAY. You ABSOLUTELY ADORE BACK TO THE FUTURE, it's the BEST MOVIE EVER, no contest, and it was also the INSPIRATION for your CHUMHANDLE. You do like PART TWO and THREE, though they're just not as GREAT as the first. You frequently have BACK TO THE FUTURE MARATHONS, which some could QUESTION on how you aren't FED UP with those movies yet. MICHAEL J. FOX has become your FAVOURITE ACTOR thanks to this, and hell you'd go STRAIGHT FOR THAT MAN, you don't CARE how OLD he is now, you still TOTALLY WOULD. You really like a RANGE of other TV SHOWS, GRAVITY FALLS, PRIMEVAL, SUPERNATURAL and DOCTOR WHO are probably your FAVOURITES. You also love to play VIDEO GAMES in any other SPARE TIME YOU HAVE, which is a LOT, as you PROCRASTINATE EVERYTHING, which seems to give you WAY MORE TIME THAN YOU NEED. LEFT 4 DEAD 2 and AMNESIA: THE DARK DESCENT are probably your FAVOURITES at this point, though you LOVE many of the OLDER games, especially any that are STREET FIGHTER-ESQUE. You also really like to DRAW, but you think you absolutely SUCK at it, though APPARANTLY people don't AGREE. You also ADORE ROLEPLAYING, though DEFINITELY get lazy when it comes to REPLYING.

You're quite a LAID BACK and CHILL kind of PERSON, though can EASILY be set off by someone GENERALLY PISSING YOU OFF. You often get pissed at REALLY DUMB THINGS, especially people NOT ACCEPTING THAT THEY'RE WRONG WHEN THEY LOSE AN ARGUMENT. That TICKS YOU OFF TO NO END. If someone gets on your BAD SIDE, you're willing to LOSE THAT COOL, and FUCK THEM UP. They will DEFINITELY know that you DESPISE their VERY EXISTANCE. Other than that, you're WILLING to LEND A HAND to any of your FRIENDS, and are quite open to hearing their RANTS to you, offering ANY ADVICE you can MANAGE TO GIVE, as you do LOVE to HELP if you can.

You have a SMALL CASE OF INSOMNIA, which is GRADUALLY GETTING BETTER, and SLEEP IS SOMETHING HAPPENING MORE, though you still stay up LATE anyway. You also FEAR that you MAY BE SCHIZOPHRENIC, though you aren't going to come to ANY CONCLUSIONS on that for now, as you only HEAR VOICES AND SEE THINGS every so often. You DOUBT that it's SCHIZOPHRENIA, and DEFINITELY don't want it to be. You also have some PROBLEMS WITH YOUR EYES. You are SHORT SIGHTED, but can see FINE without glasses as long as you don't have to look too far away. But when you go outside you find that you FEQUENTLY NEED TO WEAR SUNGLASSES, as your EYES seem to be VERY SENSITIVE to how BRIGHT it is, and it SUCKS.
Your CHUMHANDLE is deLorean and you quite like to think that you type fucking normally, though you dont use much punctuation
if any its rare
the enter key is your best friend and enemy as it occasionally cuts off part of your wo
rd
you seem to typo a lot though you honestly dont give a shit and do not plan to fix them


Role*: Thief of Space
Land*: Land of Banshees and Frogs
The land is rather dark and misty (which is brilliant for Shawn thanks to his eye problems), and light rarely shines through the dark clouds that seem to completely cover it. It is not completely dark, as there are small, glowing patters on what appears like ruins and some scattered on the ground. The patters appear to look like screaming figures, vaguely humanoid in shape, and definitely of the female gender. They get a little creepy at some points, and some times you will hear screams off in the distance. It's better to not question what those are, as the consorts do not seem to be too afraid of the noises, only the glowing patters, as they will not step on the linees, and go right around them.
Denizen*: Orochi
Consorts*: Six Legged Salamanders
Dream Planet*: Derse
Guardian*: Brother i guess?
Specibus: bladekind, a katana given to you by your uncle
Modus: Catscratch modus -- Items can be placed into it without a problem, but they are immediately randomised into two seperate options, safe and unsafe. The safe items can be taken out with ease, though the unsafe are /flung/ out at high speeds. Can be dangerous if you get in the way of one of the unsafe items, as that could end badly depending on what it was. Catscratch being the name as the modus seems to get more annoyed as more items get placed in, and is more likely to 'scratch', and throw out an unsafe item. the less crowded, the easier it is to get something. If you picture it like a cat becoming more scared and more likely to hurt someone if it was crowded around rather than a less amount of people.
Other: imma got tiger

Alex wrote:

Name: Alex White
Chumhandle: aestheticSeraph [ 990099 or just "purple" ]
Description/Picture: I lack access to my spriting at the moment, so I'll give a description. I would be thankful if someone made a sprite though. I-er... Alex has fair toned skin, and brown eyes. Her hair is a kind of brunette shade called dirty blonde, which is brown with faint blond highlights. Alex's hair is also long and wavy, but not messy. She likes to wear blue jeans, white skips, and a purple shirt that has her little angel heart logo on it. She also always wear her diabetes bracelet, and she's never seen without the left half of her BFF necklace.
Intro/Background: Your name is ALEX WHITE, though if anyone were to say your last name, you would prefer they instead said your MIDDLE NAME which is ROSE. Many describe you as a WELL ROUNDED kid, because you have quite a variety of HOBBIES and INTERESTS. First off, you are a FANATIC about FANTASY, but you enjoy any genre if it's A GOOD STORY.  You're CONSTANTLY DRAWING. You ADORE ART, and study it WITH A PASSION. You get a lot of COMPLIMENTS on your work, but you always REMIND YOURSELF that you're still A MERE STUDENT. You also LOVE WRITING STORIES, which is also probably why you LOVE ROLEPLAYING. Your RPsona is a young ANGEL. You look at it as PRACTICE for your DREAM CAREER. You're ALWAYS up for a GOOD VIDEO GAME, and you'll listen to almost ANY KIND OF MUSIC. You also LOVE FILMING VIDEOS. It's one of your NEWEST HOBBIES so you still have A LOT TO LEARN. 

Speaking of learning, you seem to be LACKING in school. GRADES BEHIND even. You're HOME SCHOOLED, so you COULD learn things faster than MOST of your friends, but you find HELPING OTHERS and the LESSONS OF LIFE more important. You like INSPIRATIONAL and IDEALISTIC THINGS. You look at you CURRENT RECORD of HELPING PEOPLE as something to be HAPPY ABOUT. It feels GOOD to be of AID TO OTHERS. You ADORE YOUR FRIENDS more than ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD, and the INTERNET is the playground where you all hang out.

You have FLAWS though. Like you have TYPE 1 DIABETES since you were TWO YEARS OLD. Thus you need to be careful of WHAT AND HOW MUCH YOU EAT, as well as YOUR GLUCOSE LEVELS, your ACTIVITY, and your INSULIN, or you will GET SICK OR DIE. You also think that you are WRONG for a lot of things, and when ALONE and STRESSED, you get VERY DEPRESSED, even to a point where you have TERRIBLE SCENARIOS PLAY IN YOUR HEAD and you go to bed CRYING TO SLEEP. You also think you may be on the verge of INSANITY. You always knew you were insane in a JOKING MANNER, but you LITERALLY feel like you may need some SERIOUS HELP. You don't know WHO YOU ARE in a sense that your personality and responses can be VERY DIVERSE. You have fears of GROWING UP, AND DYING, but your worst fear of all is LOSING YOUR FRIENDS.

Role*: Maid of Hope
Land*: Land of Ink and Insanity. A blank, white expanse with trees and structures and landscapes all made of black ink. One can see odd things and creatures made of ink at times that can be a bit mind shattering. The ring-tailed lemurs who inhabit this land seem to be its little artists.
Denizen*: Min http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Min_(god)
Consorts*: ring-tailed lemurs 
Dream Planet*: Prospit
Guardian*: Mom
Strife Specibus: Syringekind. Starts out with insulin syringe. Looks like this http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/webking/webking0607/webking060700052/464761-insulin-syringes.jpg
Modus: Color Code Modus. it will display items in categories of the colors of the rainbow, but no colors like black or white. To get an item out, Alex has to call it by it's dominant color, but that means the Modus can fling out any random object of that category.
Other: Imma got tiger

pYRO wrote:

Name: Taylor Michaels
chumHandle: troubledMaid
Descritpion/Picture: Your small stature, at 5'4", often makes things high up difficult to reach. Your dark brown hair sometimes hangs in your (green) eyes, making it hard to see. You usually are seen with your favorite sweater (white with "LONDON" written across it in RED), either wearing it or tied around your waist. If you're wearing a long-sleeve/aforementioned sweater, the sleeves are always pulled over your hands, leaving your fingers exposed. You will always wear Converse, but the color may vary. Underneath your sweater, you wear a black-and-white 3/4 sleeve shirt (sleeves and collar are black), with jean shorts. Yep.
Info/Background: Your name is TAYLOR MICHAELS. Or close enough, anyway. You are ALWAYS OPTIMISTIC about everything EXCEPT YOURSELF. You are an aspiring DANCER, and like to make FUTILE ATTEMPTS AT ART. You enjoy READING, mostly FANTASY, and SCI-FI, or BOTH, if possible. You like reading about CAMELOT, and OLD-TIME MONARCHIES. You can also play the FLUTE, and do a bit of TUMBLING, from when you did gymnastics. You've always wanted to live somewhere it rains a lot. Like Washington, or Hawaii, or Britain. ESPECIALLY BRITAIN. You absolutely ADORE THE BRITISH CULTURE.
You probably should spend more time with people, but instead you're inclined to ISOLATE YOURSELF from others, BROWSING THE INTERNET, reading, or watching DOCTOR WHO. You're in the habit of getting VERY INTERESTED in something and then GETTING BORED, usually SPORTS. You tend to be RATHER FORGETFUL, so you leave yourself little NOTES ALL OVER THE PLACE. You also happen to be QUITE CLUMSY, sometimes HYPER, and usually LAZY. People say that you're very PEPPY, but you ALWAYS DISAGREE.
You're always ON THE GO, looking for SOMETHING NEW. But once you find something you like, you STICK BY IT. You're always there for a friend, READY TO LEND AN EAR. As to speaking to people you don't know: FORGET THAT. You find it quite DIFFICULT TO TALK TO STRANGERS. But you DON'T TALK ABOUT YOURSELF MUCH either, so this is QUITE A CHORE. Anyway.
Role*: Seer of Star

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Dream Planet: Derse
Land*: Land of Forts and Comets

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Consorts*: Blue-Footed Boobies

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Denizen*: Mercury/Hermes
Guardian*: Mom, I suppose
Specibus: Bowkind
Modus: Pile modus- To reach an item, you must dig through your modus to find it. Items on the outside are easier to reach, and items in the middle more difficult, in that you must remove all the items in the way to remove them. The items shift as new objects are put in, and others taken out.
Other: Imma got tiger :3

OTHER IMPORTANT THINGS:

PESTERCHUM: http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?43922-PESTERCHUM-3.41-Updated-Pesterchum!-New-Thread

PLEASE USE THAT. IT'S THE BEST THING FOR PESTERLOGS. IF YOU SOMEHOW CAN'T USE IT, WE'LL MAKE DO, BUT PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEEEEEEEASE TRY. x777

I will join. :3

Expect a sheet in anywhere between a few hours and a few days.

Also, you said roles have to be one syllable. Does this mean we can make up our own, non-canon roles, so long as they make sense?

but

fanaliens

aka fantrolls

and things

Okay fine I MIGHT join. I'll see if I can clear up my schedule for it.

Also make sure Sylph of Life is reserved for me.

uh yeah i guess i'll joIN
i
kinda
want a space player
if that's cool
i actually kinda want witch of space because i just like the outfit but ffFFT

I MIGHT join. Reserve Page of Heart just in case.

Alright, will reserve those later.

@Mata: I would advise against it given most canon elements account for stuff, but by all means, I'm open to ideas.

I got things on my plate already, but I'll probably still join. BECAUSE I CAN.

Crap I was gonna be maid of heart

Ok... I was pondering about joining.... I think I'll join. I'm not sure who I should be reserved as though.... Maybe ____ of Hope

I was tossing around Hope, but I can just as easily be Mind if you like :3

Also we need strife specibus in that sheet since I'm guessing you just forgot.

Ooh, and sylladex modus and consorts!

Double post because sheet.

Name: Glen Andrew
Chumhandle: erraticHorizon
Description/Picture:
Intro/Background: Your name is GLEN ANDREW and you like to think of yourself as having a variety of interests. In reality, however, you spend most if not all of your time on the COMPUTER, investing daily hours into CASUAL GAMING and AMATEUR ART. In fact, most of the things you have ever done were either casual, amateur, or on the COMPUTER. An exception would be volunteering – two times a week, you hop down to the ANIMAL SHELTER and help out. It feels good to be useful, and boy, do you like CATS. And BIRDS. And ANIMALS in general. And NATURE and SCIENCE in general. And GENERALLY EVERYTHING in general. Once in the right STATE OF MIND – perhaps attained after a particularly long RUN, though you don’t run much in the summer, or maybe if it’s late enough at night – you are excruciatingly happy and could give WORDS OF APPRECIATION to just about everything that crosses your path.

You are, in fact, a HAPPY PERSON, and are determined to stay yourself despite such troublesome things as GENDER ROLES and REAL LIFE. Sure, such bombshells as ‘GROWING UP’ and ‘COLLEGE’ may wear you down, but those points of WEAKNESS are soon put behind you. SCHOOL has never been a problem, and though it will surely require more work in future, you see no reason to believe that you will sink to a LEVEL OF IMMINENT FAILURE anytime soon. (Oh crap though, mate, you have to get a JOB sometime! Write that on your HAND – there you go. Now you’ll surely remember!)

Your SKILLS include... Well now, you aren’t particularly skilled at much, but you do enjoy an awful lot of ACTIVITIES! A few samples from that list: Reading, writing, drawing, gaming... Oh my goodness that isn’t an awful lot at all. It should have occurred to you before now that you’d completely mess up this AUTOBIOGRAPHY – for you absolutely despise SELF-EVALUATION. Suffice it to say that you listen to MUSIC, wear WRISTBANDS, talk to yourself, sing in the shower, enjoy a good PUZZLE, and do all of these in the fashion of the ordinary teenager, though it is your belief that no one person can be truly ordinary. WEIRDNESS is all around us, you think to yourself, and you wish nothing more but to accept, tolerate, and love such an omnipotent and powerful force.

(AND OH MY GAWSH HOW DID YOU NOT MENTION YOUR HATS? YOU LOVE HATS AND HAVE A COLLECTION OF THEM GROWING ON YOUR MESSY BED IN YOUR MESSIER ROOM.)
Role: Monk of Mind (Brief description of class:

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And if that don’t work use more gun Rogue of Mind.)
Land: Land of Myth and Ague.

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Denizen: Baba Yaga
Consorts: Moths
Dream Planet: Prospit
Guardian: Dad. Could also be Mom if there’s already a Dad. Or a Sister. Or a Cat.
Specibus: Ringkind. Glen starts with a hexagonal nut that he wears on his finger.
Modus: Anagram modus. Any object entering the Sylladex is scrambled (i.e. a LIME is re-translated to GREEN FRUIT which may become, say, GET FIRE & RUN). Withdrawing an object is as simple as scrolling through a list of these nonsensical phrases and attempting to decipher them, or maybe just picking one at random and hoping for the best.
Other: While I did go ahead and write out a somewhat detailed description of my class, I am fully aware that my character has none of that knowledge. No worries about me trying to exploit any of that. >u< Imma Got Tiger.

I threw in a few other fields just in case you needed that information too. x3 But yes, as always, if there's anything I need to change just notify me~

oh

Eh, wait, Ringkind confuses me. Explain?
*Hopes he isn't blind and missing it somewhere in the Intro thing.*

Well, like... My starting weapon would be a hexagonal nut. And then I'd alchemize more powerful rings later on in the game >3<

Should I update the sheet with the starting weapon?

Eh, yes, just edit it in, I suppose.

Er, just in regards to it at the start, how is it weaponized?

Okay, edited.

And it's not. It's like John's first hammer, it's just an ordinary object - I'd basically just punch people with it xD

Pffffffft.

Okay. If we were to have like an emmy thing for this RP, Mata wins for best weapon.

Alright, was just making sure of that.

Woo :3

I can't very well just ignore something I was involved with originally, now can I? Hmm... If we're okay with fan classes, I could roll with Beast or Guide... I see Alex wants Hope, so I can go Light.

If no fan class, can I use Heir?

Name: Kensie Marshall Marion
Chumhandle: nightHunter [NH]
Description/Picture:
Intro/Background: Your name is KENSIE MARION but you prefer to be called MARSHALL. The reason for this is that you're actually GENDER FLUID and that you actually think the name Marshall sounds A WHOLE LOT COOLER than Kensie does. Most people call you HAWK, though. You have a variety of INTERESTS, the most prominent of them being DRAWING and ATTEMPTING TO DRAW. Other interests include GAMING, READING, playing SOLITAIRE, TALKING with you're numerous INTERNET FRIENDS, thinking about your BOYFRIEND, browsing the WEB, and customising your BLOG.
You actually happen to be PANSEXUAL. That means that you LOVE almost everyone. Most notably your INTERNET FRIENDS (which you have a lot of, by the way). You love to ROLEPLAY, but you haven't been doing so as much as you'd like as of late. You have a passion for MUSIC and love listening to the stuff. You can't sing or play instruments for your life, though.
You actually REALLY REALLY HATE being a HUMAN. You'd much rather be an ANTHRO or even a FERAL. In fact, you've created several FURSONAS in your short time being an artist. Your most RECENT fursona is some kind of LION/HAWK/ZEBRA/FENNEC FOX COMBINATION. You're not quite sure how it works, actually. But you sure as hell prefer it to your current state of being.
You're also WAY too lazy to finish writing this description. You're pretty LAZY in general, actually.
Role: Witch of Rage
Land: Land of Hearts and Ghosts.
Denizen: Yog-Sothoth (hee)
Consorts: Fennec Foxes o:
Dream Planet: Derse
Guardian: Your pet CAT
Specibus: Penkind. MY TABLET PEN IS MY STARTING WEAPON. EN GARDE.
Modus: Timer Modus. When an object is capchalogued, a random amount of time is generated (that depends on the size/value/etc.) for each item. When the time limit runs out, the item is automatically ejected. Items CAN be recapchalogued after being ejected, though.
Other: imma got tiger yo

cave johnson, im done here

Name: Josh Ignotum
Chumhandle: mysteriousLupis [ML]
Description/Picture:

Spoiler:

Intro/Background: You're not a very exciting person. You tend to sit around most of the time and be generally lazy. You enjoy talking to your online friends and playing games and stuff with them. When you're not being lazy you rather like to partake in playing Soccer, or Football as you heritage would call it, and going to movies. You're a very action oriented person and you like to see things explode. You once blew up a firecracker in your own hand by accident. You've also broken your teeth with an aluminum bat. You used to be a rather angry person but have since then learned to chillax and be awesome. When you get sad you stop being sad and be awesome instead. Though you're a rather timid person in real life you like the adopt the persona of a ladies man online simply because its more fun like that. You rather enjoying roleplaying, more specifically roleplaying fantasy and a bit of sci-fi. Maybe even some fantasy sci-fi if you get the chance. If you were ever give the chance you would totally be down for kicking some butt and saving the world. Because that would be totally awesome. You rather enjoy wolves, but fancy yourself to be more of a genetically modified best kind of person rather than a real animal. You're sort of a shaman and enjoy just watching the world go by, thought mainly only from the comfort of the great indoors. You rather like couchs. Especially comfortable ones. Another one of the things you do when you're not being lazy is cooking. Yes you cook. Mostly pasta dishes, but you're pretty d*mn good at it if you say so yourself. Did you mention you really enjoy old things? Like ancient civilizations and stuff. You rather enjoy reading about the Aztecs, Greeks, Romans pretty much any of those ancient civilizations. Eygpt, Mesopotamia. The list goes on. You rather enjoy music, especially music that you ca set slow-mo action cutscenes to. This kind of music coming from bands like 30 Seconds to Mars, whom you are a huge fan of their song Kings and Queens. You have listened to it OVER 300 TIMES! Now that you're done compiling pointless facts about yourself in this sheet you're going to say that you're chumhandle is mysteriousLupis and You talk like a pretty normal person. Though you occasionally make grammar and spelling mistakes, because lets face it nobody's perfect.
Role*: Knight of Beasts (Maybe a stretch.)

Land*: Land of Wild and Ruin
Denizen*: Leviathan
Consorts*: Lions/Lionesses

Dream Planet*: Prospit
Guardian*: Dad I guess
Specibus:Meatforkkind
However I have recently come into the possession of a sword so.
Modus: Writing Exercise (The object requested must be given a vivid description)
Other: IMMA GOT TIGER BITCH

Name: Robert Pierce
Chumhandle: worthlessEmotions [WE]
Description/Picture: Hopefully I'll have a picture to put in here soon enough. Or I'll have to pester someone into drawing me. EITHER WAY THIS WILL NOT BE PRETTY. 
Intro/Background: Your name is ROBERT PIERCE (often RJ, but never ROB, BOB, or any other variation of ROBERT) and you are kind of BORING. You enjoy reading FANTASY and SCIENCE-FICTION BOOKS, especially if they feature DRAGONS, and you've dabbled in TABLE-TOP ROLEPLAYING GAMES once or twice. You've never really gotten the hang of it, though... Or had people to play D&D with. You also enjoy a WIDE VARIETY of VIDEO GAMES, including great hits like LEGEND OF ZELDA, HALO, and POKÉMON, and a few less-known but just as great games like HARVEST MOON, RUNE FACTORY (A FANTASY HARVEST MOON), and ETRIAN ODYSSEY. Your best friends are, for the most part, fellow ONLINE ROLEPLAYERS, because goddamn everyone you know in real life is a FUCKING ASSHOLE. 

You spend probably WAY TOO MUCH time on your various devices (these include, but are not limited to, your DS, 3DS, iPOD TOUCH, WII, XBOX 360, and, sometimes, your LAPTOP), browsing the web or just playing games. You have a TUMBLR but never get on because your iPOD hates you, but whatever. It's nice to have. You are known for having a bad habit of STARTING THINGS and NEVER FINISHING THEM, but oh well, you live with it. It kinda sucks when you start something, get some people excited about it, and then never follow through with it, though, and GOD, you hate disappointing people. Even though you do it pretty much 24/7. It's a TALENT. 

You want to learn how to PROGRAM VIDEO GAMES, but let's face it, you will NEVER GET AROUND TO IT. You love kids and would probably make a DECENT TEACHER, but you also suffer from CHRONIC HEADACHES, and little kid screams don't help them. Your NEAR-SIGHTEDNESS and love of READING AT NIGHT probably don't help your headaches, but whatever. Blasting your BIZARRE MIXED TASTES IN MUSIC probably doesn't either (who else's iPod can you shuffle and find remixes of old game music back-to-back with Bon Jovi, Weird Al, Lady Gaga, Queen, Superchick, Coldplay, and music from the hit webseries RED VS BLUE?). But oh well. You've been kind of MOPEY lately, being more WITHDRAWN and SARCASTIC than usual... You have also picked up the children's card game, YU-GI-OH! as a hobby. The simple yet needlessly complex task of BUILDING A DECK helps you relax.
Role*: Guide of Light 

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Land*: Land of Glow and Tides

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Denizen*: Cetus
Consorts*: Purple Otters
Dream Planet*: Derse
Guardian*: Father (I guess? I can change that to my mom but I WILL KILL HER OFF INSTANTANEOUSLY.)  
Specibus: axekind (Starts with a hatchet)
Modus: RNG Modus

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Other: Imma Got Tiger. That's right. IMMA GOT THE FUCKING TIGER. SOMEONE GO FIND IMMA AND BEAT THAT DUMB BITCH FOR STEALING MY TIGER.


So yeah just shoot bullets through this godawful sheet and stuff.