A dungeons and dragons rpg by Ji. (It's my first guys, I finally popped my cherry)

My Red Dragon character, Karnagathis the Red, will avenge those dragons who died to the short fellow! *Shakes fist at, with a derpy vengeance!*

10 GP and weighs a half pound. Hmm. Y'know what, nevermind, I'll have someone snag one for me.

Everyone else is fairly strapped for cash.

Well, his whole party helped he is just a cleric after all, if it's any consolation, he's the only one left, which is why he runs a bar now.

What a promotion in life...

He should have been nommed.

I do have the gold for it, but I'd rather save it for something . . else.

Well, he was never quite nommed hard enough, I suppose.

It's called remorse, Jac, it's one of those emotion thingies.

Stupid Dwarves and their stupid emotions...

I just hope the GM playing the dragon wasn't stupid enough to have the dragon rely on claw/claw/bite and ignore all the powers, abilities, and strategies dragons actually use in combat. >_> Convention horror stories about poorly played dragons are stuck in my head.

. . . do we have -any- thieving ability?

As I said, if my friend joins, he'll be rouge.

Humans have these things too, Jac... *prods*

Humans taste bad. Even with ketchup. Which I don't even think is in this world.

Well, tomatos... shouldn't be too hard to make ketchup... quick someone go find out when that was invented...

1865.

What is that suppose to mean? And stop proding me with that rod...

Hey, hey, wrong place to start talking about rods.

Rods are good impliments. I like to play Warlock, man.

Stop playing with your rod, man. My character has two rods! Ah, nerd humor. I should probably do something constructive with my free time.

You men and your silly rods. I have an axe!

I just had a thought. One of my favorite miniatures to use in the D&D Miniatures game was this: http://www.vesivus.com/eBay/dndminis/Card_AN27_Wand_Expert.jpg

Anyway to create that in 4e?

I'm sure they have them somewhere.

If you stumble on some enchanted wands.

You can use two wands at once in 4e?

They're one handed. Dual wield, man, dual wield.

You'd have to spend an action point to make two attacks in one turn, though.

Or research feats, like I was doing for 3.5. Two rays, yaaaaaaaaaay. Ranger/Warlock? Hah.

Double magic casting, and double the head bopping?

High guys, woke up, having trouble getting back to sleep, felt like updating the picture agian.

I am all alone, next to the door.

Eo, is closest to the door.