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Name: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Sex (if any): None (but vehicles are usually referred to as female)
Height (you can approximate): 5'3"
Weight (you can approximate): Several tons
Description/Picture:
Universe: Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang the Magical Car
Abilities: All-terrain touring car, can turn into an airplane or a boat or a submarine. Chitty is actually alive.
Bio: Set in the 1910s, the story opens with a Grand Prix race, in which one of the cars swerves to avoid a dog, loses control, crashes, and catches fire, bringing its racing career to an end. The car ends up in an old garage, where two children, Jeremy and Jemima Potts, (Adrian Hall and Heather Ripley) have grown fond of it, but are told by the junkman (Victor Maddern) that he intends to buy the car, to crush it and melt it down to liquid ore. The two children, who live with their widowed father Caractacus Potts (Dick Van Dyke), an eccentric inventor, and his equally peculiar father (Lionel Jeffries), implore their father to buy the car before the junkman does, but he is unable to due to having no money. While skipping school, they meet Truly Scrumptious (Sally Ann Howes), a beautiful upper-class woman with her own motorcar, who brings them home to report their truancy to their father. Truly shows interest in Caractacus' odd inventions, but he is affronted by her attempts to tell him that his children should be in school.
One night, while going over his bizarre inventions, many of which seem to be similar in function and form to modern appliances, such as vacuum cleaners and televisions, Caractacus discovers that one of the sweets he has invented can be played like a flute. He tries to sell the "toot sweet" to Truly's father Lord Scrumptious (James Robertson Justice), a major confection manufacturer, but when the factory is overrun by dogs responding to the whistle, he is thrown out. Then he takes his automatic hair-cutting machine to a carnival to raise money, but it goes haywire. He "hides" from an angry customer named Cyril (Arthur Mullard) by joining a song-and-dance act, stealing the show and earning enough tips to pay for the car. Potts rebuilds the car, which he nicknames Chitty Chitty Bang Bang for the noises its engine makes, and he and the children, accompanied by Truly, go for a picnic on the beach, where Truly becomes very fond of the Potts family and vice versa. Caractacus tells them a story about nasty Baron Bomburst (Gert Fröbe), the tyrant ruler of fictional Vulgaria, who wants to steal Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and keep it all for himself:
In the story, the quartet and the car are stranded by high tide, but Chitty suddenly deploys huge flotation devices and they escape inland. The Baron sends two comical spies ashore to capture the car for him, but they briefly capture Lord Scrumptious by accident, and then kidnap Grandpa Potts, mistaking him for the inventor of Chitty. Caractacus, Truly, and the children see him being taken away by airship, and give chase. When they accidentally drive off a cliff, Chitty sprouts wings and propellers and begins to fly. They follow the airship to Vulgaria, where the Baroness Bomburst (Anna Quayle) has ordered the imprisonment of all children, whom she abhors. Grandpa the "inventor" has been ordered by the baron to make another floating car, and is bluffing to avoid being tortured. The Potts party is hidden by the local toymaker (Benny Hill), who now works only for the baron. Chitty is discovered and taken to the castle. But while Caractacus and the toymaker go in search of Grandpa and Truly goes in search of food, the children are captured by the Baron's Child Catcher (Robert Helpmann).
The toymaker takes Truly and Caractacus to a grotto far beneath the castle where the townspeople have been hiding their children, and they concoct a scheme to free the children and the village from the baron. The toymaker sneaks them into the castle disguised as life-size dolls, gifts for the baron's birthday. Caractacus snares the Baron and the town's children swarm the banquet hall. In the ensuing chaos, the baron, baroness, and Child Catcher are all captured. The family is freed and fly back with Truly to England. Jeremy and Jemima finish the story themselves: "And Daddy and Truly were married!" which Truly seems to find appealing, but Caractacus is evasive, believing that the class distance between them is too great. When they arrive home, Caractacus is surprised to find his father and Lord Scrumptious (who it turns out are old army friends) playing a lively game of soldiers. Scrumptious surprises him further with an offer to buy the Toot Sweet as a canine confection and (realizing that he is soon to become wealthy) rushes off to propose to Truly. As they drive off together in Chitty, the car takes to the air for real, this time without wings.

Chitty, after an unfortunate crash, was taken to a scrap yard, where the car was found by the Tooting family. They inserted Chitty's engine into their Volkswagen camper van, and Chitty began to take them around the world in search of the rest of its parts: its original headlights, wheels, body, license plate, and hood ornament.
Alignment: Lawful Good
Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang_(novel)
Faction Allegiance: Champions

Because Chitty shows many signs of sentience, I'm choosing to make her a character instead of a vehicle.

Whoa, totally forgot about this place. Sorry guys, I got caught up in other stuff.

It's OK, I've been busy with Chitty and planning a post.

Note, Greater Daemons and Daemon Princes are tough frackers to kill. Treat them as a mini-boss of sorts.

So, who has opinions on Epic Boat Time?

THAT WAS INCREDIBLY STUPID

Alrighty then, I'll be traveling for the weekend, so I'll hopefully be getting a post in soon before I take my brief leave. This one, of course, focusing on what the heck Sly's been up to all this time. After that, I'll probably then finish off the focusing on my unfocused cast members by seeing what Manfred's been doing, and probably observe the effects the One Ring has on its bearers.

Also, I'm thinking of introducing a few more antagonists, the ones I have in mind specifically coming from an MMO (if it could actually be called that), introduced on Facebook that, like all Facebook games, is agonizing to play, but still ruthlessly addictive. It at least has an adequate plot, and plenty of ginormous beings to fit into this ginormous RP, so it could still be usable.

Also, Tyran, welcome back, and I hope that Condesce's reaction to the fail of the First Wave was not too terribly terrible.

I'm deeply sorry to say, Erops, that you could probably have found better ways to execute the cleaning scene.

Yes, it was incredibly bad. But that was kind of the point.

Hey, what'd you expect me to do, a Disney sing-along?

One old one eye coming up.

Name: False Characters
Size of group: As many as there are characters
Description/Picture: Generally, false characters would have glowing yellow eyes and a dimmer coloration, not to mention a purple aura.
Universe: Super Smash Bros.
Abilities/Equipment: Whatever their real counterparts have, the False Characters have as well (for instance, a False Toad would still be able to spawn machines and stuff with spores, or a false Optimus would still have the Energon blade and the guns and stuff). False Characters can also dissolve into Shadow Bugs and engulf another character to copy them, or gather more Shadow Bugs and increase in size (for instance, a False Kirby could easily double or triple in size).
History: False Characters are doppelgangers created by Tabuu for use for the Subspace Army. They are basically versions of characters created from Shadow Bugs from Mr. Game and Watch, and are pretty much ruthless and amoral, as well as loyal to Subspace. False Characters, should be noted, are NOT like Phazon clones, as their abilities are exactly identical to the character they have cloned.
Alignment: Evil
Link: http://www.mariowiki.com/False_Character
Faction Allegiance: Destroyers

I think I'll be leaving DCV for a while, I just have lost interest in DCV, but I'll probably join Rix's next Dimensional Clash, and I apologize for never posting much.

I really need to focus on posting.

Say, Tyran, how intelligent are the Ing? As in, are they roaring, dumb animals, or are they sapient creatures?

Name: Krei-Shal "Dragonborn" or "Monté"
Sex: Male
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 169
Description/Picture: Krei-Shal is a tall 6'4" Argonian lizard-man male weighing in at 169 pounds of muscle. Dark murky green scales with a dark brown hue covers his lean, athletic body besides his throat, which is covered in vivid red, soft, fleshy scales. Along his jawline are small horns arranged in no particular order in size or any arrangement otherwise. He has a set of smaller, thinner spines crawling down the middle of his scalp as if it were a mohawk, and unlike some Argonians, he has no spines along his brows. His tail largely resembles that of a crocodile and can be effectively used in combat if needed but he'd rather not get so close he'd have to use his tail for anything. Of course, he is armored - lightly. He wears a set of gilded elven armor, lighter than leather and twice as strong, if not stronger. The entire set runs in a green colored hawk theme that is intricately designed. In the armor itself, Krei-Shal has a sleeve in the back where he can run his tail through, unfortunately however, it has no armoring of any sort. Luckily, his tail will be able to grow back if it were to be chopped off. The gauntlets of the set was crafted for Argonian hands, and is elongated and pointed for him to fit his claws through, and because they are pointed, the gauntlets can be particularly deadly, if Krei-Shal ever feels the need to use his hands. He doesn't wear the entire set however, and lacks the helmet - but goes with a dull green cowl which allows more comfort and makes it easier to sneak sense it is lighter and more silent than armor (although the armor itself is perfectly fine for sneaking, the hood is just less distracting). I apologize for this embarrassing short sheet of suck.

Universe: Elder Scrolls

Abilities: Krei-Shal is an expert in terms of the bow, and is an accomplished scout, being able to slip under an enemies nose without them noticing. His abilities in magic is little to none, and can only heal himself for only an instant, however, he can invoke the He is sub-par when it comes to sword play, but is able to unleash a sudden barrage of strikes with the two silver swords he has. As well, he is able to invoke the power of the Hist to regenerate for a small period of time. Being Dragonborn, he is able to shout, projecting his vital essence into a Thu'um; a Shout. He has three ideal shouts that he uses above all others - Unrelenting Force, which can stagger or blow an opponent away; Aura Whisper to see the life force of the people around him which can operate even through solid objects, and Throw Voice; the Thu'um is heard, but its source unknown, fooling those into seeking it out. Being Argonian, he can breathe underwater, and is 50% resistant to disease.

Bio: He was born in the center of Black Marsh, which is strong in regards to the presence of the Hist tree. His naming ceremony gave him the name Krei-Shal, or Arrow-Of-Hunt in human, after effectively killing a Daedra, which one of the practicians of Conjuaration magic unleashed. The name was in honor of his exceptional hunting, scouting, and stealth capabilities. When he became older, he decided he needed a change of scenery, and Skyrim sounded like a hearty place. He soon learned is wasn't as much as hearty as it was hardy, and found himself in an Imperial ambush with a bundle of Stormcloaks. He had a close call at the execution block before a dragon attacked, intervening and crashing in on the party. He later found out that dragons, were NOT a normal occurrence in Skyrim, and he was rightfully freaking his balls off like everyone else. He escaped the village of Helgen in which he was brought to be executed , and with a Stormcloak prisoner named Ralof. Several Imperials, bears, wolves, bandits and draugr (zombies) later, he found himself in Whiterun to warn the Jarl of a possible dragon attack, and as if on que, a dragon attacks. He kills the dragon, drinks its life force through an invisible straw, and bam, it turns out he's dragon born, which practically means jack shit to Krei-Shal since he doesn't know a thing about Skyrim. Krei-shal eventually found himself in company of the Companions and in the Stormcloak army serving as a scout, spy, assassin, and a front line soldier - which works perfectly fine for him. In the meantime, he has explored much of the middle and eastern parts of Skyrim and has received plenty of experience in dealing with bandits and other unearthly creatures. The Falmer certainly aren't pretty. Humans has also taken him into calling him Monté, which is hell of a lot easier and simpler to say than Krei-Shal. They mostly started saying that as a pet name or taunt, but he doesn't know that. He now introduces himself to people as Monté.

Alignment: Chaotic Good.
Link: Nope.
Faction Allegiance: The Champions. Those are the main characters, right?

True, true, the Main Characters and Good Guys are the Champions.

Welcome, Patches. What an honor.

(Do you want me to call you "?"?)

Since Patches has a dragonborn, I should make a guard with the curious power of redirecting any and all damage he takes straight to his knee.

Because everybody knows that arrows to the knee are FATEAL AND SHUD ALWAYZ BE ASIN OF STOPING ADVENTERING.

Who takes arrows to the knee anymore? If one quits adventuring because of a simple arrow to the knee, they're a wuss. I'm sure Dovahkiin takes DOZENS of arrows to the FACE.

'Lo Patches and Eo. We hope you enjoy your stay. Skyrim is awesome.

I was thinking of adding Alduin a while back, but only for later installments, but seeing that I'm in need of new, fresh antagonists, I could probably add him in, and give more Skyrim characters chances to interact.

In the blackest reaches of my subconscious thoughts and actions, it's somewhat of a jab at Dwarf/Spinus, who previously had Alduin.

Also, we don't focus on the sheets too much anyway, so sheet size doesn't really matter. Very finely crafted, and great detail. Accepted.

Name: Bangladesh DuPree, also goes by “Bang” and “DuPree”
Sex (if any): Female
Height (you can approximate): 5ft 9in
Weight (you can approximate): Fairly lightweight, approximately 150, although this could be changed by her mechanical arm implants
Description/Picture:
Universe: Girl Genius
Abilities: An exceptional athlete and acrobat, and skilled at aiming, especially when it comes to throwing something pointy; usually armed to the teeth with an assortment of blades; mechanical implants in her arms allow her to send a nasty jolt into her target; naturally, she’s also a Queen of Pirates, so there’s that.
Bio: Formerly the Queen of Pirates, something happened that destroyed her pirate crew, and through her in league with the Baron. She serves her time mainly as muscle for the ruler of Europa, providing a win-win situation for the both of them: Klaus gets to terrorize rebellious Europans without getting his hands dirty, and Bang can do the thing she loves most: torture and murder everyone in her path. Check the wiki for a better description
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Link: http://girlgenius.wikia.com/wiki/Bangladesh_DuPree
Faction Allegiance: Destroyers

Name: Alduin
Sex (if any): presumed Male
Height (you can approximate): From tail to head, about 20ft. When on the ground, from feet to Villain-Spikes, about 10ft.
Weight (you can approximate): Probably around 400lb to 500lb, maybe more. Either way, he’s heavy
Description/Picture:
(he’s the Dragon)
Universe: The Elder Scrolls
Abilities: Surprisingly powerful for the Dragons of the Elder Scrolls verse, with an extensive knowledge of the Thu’um (although he prefers Fireballs, breath attacks, Unrelenting Force, and of course Meteor Storm), and like most dragons a strong bite, with nice use of a tail for attack on occasion; able to revive other dragons from their (temporary) deaths, as long as their soul isn’t absorbed by a Dragonborn (unknown whether both the reviving and the Soul Absorption works on non-TES Dragons).
Bio: Firstborn of Akatosh (maybe; TES Lore is weird), Alduin the World Eater is destined to bring about the destruction of Tamriel and all of Nirn. Check the Wiki for a better wiki
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Link: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Alduin
Faction Allegiance: Destroyers

Name: Genesis, the Earth Elemental
Sex (if any): Masculine personality
Height (you can approximate): Grows from the interaction of Earth like elements (aka the ground). Starting at half a kilometer
Weight (you can approximate): Around a ton or twenty, varies with the height
Description/Picture:
Universe: Castle Age
Abilities: Able to manipulate Ground-like elements with ease, as well as grow from them; huge size=huge strength.
Bio: One of the powerful Elementals that has appeared during the invasion of Mephistopheles.
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Link: http://castleage.wikia.com/wiki/Genesis%2C_the_Earth_Elemental
Faction Allegiance: Destroyers

Name: Ragnarok, the Ice Elemental
Sex (if any): Masculine personality
Height (you can approximate): Grows from the interaction of Ice like elements (may or may not extend to water in general). Starting at half a kilometer
Weight (you can approximate): Around a ton or twenty, varies with the height
Description/Picture:
Universe: Castle Age
Abilities: Able to manipulate Ice-like elements with ease, as well as grow from them; huge size=huge strength.
Bio: One of the powerful Elementals that has appeared during the invasion of Mephistopheles.
Alignment: Lawful Neutral
Link: http://castleage.wikia.com/wiki/Ragnarok,_the_Ice_Elemental
Faction Allegiance: Destroyers

Name: Gehenna, the Fire Elemental
Sex (if any): Masculine personality
Height (you can approximate): Grows from the interaction of Fire like elements. Starting at half a kilometer
Weight (you can approximate): Around a ton or twenty, varies with the height
Description/Picture:
Universe: Castle Age
Abilities: Able to manipulate Fire-like elements with ease, as well as grow from them; huge size=huge strength.
Bio: One of the powerful Elementals that has appeared during the invasion of Mephistopheles.
Alignment: True Neutral
Link: http://castleage.wikia.com/wiki/Gehenna,_the_Fire_Elemental
Faction Allegiance: Destroyers

Name: Valhalla, the Air Elemental
Sex (if any): Masculine personality
Height (you can approximate): Grows from the interaction of Air like elements. Starting at half a kilometer
Weight (you can approximate): Around a ton or twenty, varies with the height
Description/Picture:
Universe: Castle Age
Abilities: Able to manipulate Wind-like elements with ease, as well as grow from them; huge size=huge strength.
Bio: One of the powerful Elementals that has appeared during the invasion of Mephistopheles.
Alignment: Lawful Neutral
Link: http://castleage.wikia.com/wiki/Valhalla,_the_Air_Elemental
Faction Allegiance: Destroyers

Because OP'd god-villains are always the best villains!

*hands Toad a nuke*

Now, Bang, despite having no neurons in her brain fire when she's handed a task with the important detail of 'make sure the target is alive', is not all too powerful. Subsequently, despite the whole 'World Eater' thing, Alduin doesn't really live up to the standards of being a Physical God.

Now, quite a bit of the CA bosses? Yeah, THAT is where I'll agree with you on the OP part. Although you must admit that the artwork is frakking amazing.

Posted. Managed to bring back Manfred, and give a good idea on the work of the Possession of the One Ring.

Also, sorry if I was a bit too controlling of the Mooks. I tried to be non-descriptive with the Dersite, and I only needed to the Dalek to show the One-Ring's ability to make people obsess over it.

If you're going to try and take over the Mushroom Kingdom...

Well, Wiggler beat the God of Death. That's saying something.

And keep in mind that the Music Keys are still locked in Peach's castle...

Oh yeah, whoops.

Granted, it could be a different Mushroom Kingdom, one in which Wiggler is not inhabiting. However, I'm sure Chaos will have some problems with the invasions.

Rix, for a boss, you should make Sauron from Lord of the Rings!

Also, can I get someone to tell me: which world we're in, where we are in said world, and who's firing at us because someone always is.

I was thinking of trying Sauron, but I don't think I've gotten far enough into the LotR lore to give him justice. So I just settled with his semi-sapient Ring. :P

Currently the Champions are in Theed, of the Star Wars verse (I think, probably not but it's my guess. Tyran would have the better answer), under attack by a squad of Destroyers lead by Her Imperious Condescension, of Homestuck. For deeper specifics, the Destroyers are ruled by the Ing of Metroid, and many Destroyers (though not all) and their mooks are being used as puppets for them (what with the Ing being notoriously weak to Light).

The Champions noticed that Theed was under siege, and helped out to defend against the fleet. The weak first wave of the Destroyer fleet has been destroyed, and now they're bringing in the much more terrifying second wave, which is mainly composed of Greater Daemons and Daemon Princes (Warhammer 40k). Krei-Shal would probably warp in and notice all the warfare, and then be attacked by some gigantic minotaurs and Chaos Space Marines.