Dimensional Clash V: The OOC. We're back! We're looking for new players, don't worry, we'll get you up to speed.

I love how we're always put into worlds and towns where either: I've never seen or heard of before, or it's massively huge and hard to navigate, but okay. Where are we in the city?

Is there any other Destroyers other than minotaurs and space marines? What do they look like?

Well, there are evil cars, evil shadow versions of good characters, evil one-eyed monsters that are basically flying eyeballs with tentacles, evil wolves, evil zombies, evil demons, evil daemons, evil Greek monsters, evil Nazis, evil Nazi-zombies, evil dragons, evil Pokemon trainers, evil gods, evil goddesses, evil Giants and Titans, evil alien robots, evil robot aliens, evil Minecraft things...

I could rattle off a gazillion different evil creatures that you could find on the battlegrounds.

Well, we're moving pretty slow.

Agreed. Tyran seems to be a bit inactive, but I'm sure he'd be back in full swing soon.

In the meantime... MORE SIDE QUESTS!

If Patches doesn't mind, I could probably have Phoenix go and meet up with Krei-Shal. Or maybe I could focus on what the heck the Dark Alliance is up to.

Name: Magnus
Sex (if any): Male
Height (you can approximate): 6'2"
Weight (you can approximate): 267 lbs
Description/Picture:
Universe: Kid Icarus
Abilities: Master swordsman, can hold that giant sword without breaking his arms off and use the bloody thing.
Bio: Magnus (マグナ Maguna, "Magna") is a character in the game Kid Icarus: Uprising. He is the strongest of the human race and a master swordsman. He used to be close friends, and now expresses hostility to, Dark Lord Gaol. Magnus fights along side Pit in Chapter 2 - Magnus and The Dark Lord, and in Chapter 18 - The Ring Of Chaos, you play as him for a period of time. Finally, he appears in Chapter 24 - The Three Trials as Dyntos' second trial for Pit, where he and Gaol fight against Pit before Pseudo Palutena

Magnus can be described as being much more serious than Pit, but also has a habit of expressing sarcasm in certain situations. Sometimes, his sarcastic remarks are even taken seriously by Pit. For example, when the two characters first meet, Magnus says: "So you're here for a slice of the pie too." (referring to fighting Gaol) to which Pit responds "Huh? Pie? Where?" In addition, Magnus is also much more experienced in battle and knowing his enemies. While Pit may be quick to fall for traps set by the Underworld army, Magnus can usually spot them beforehand.
Alignment: True Neutral
Link: http://kidicarus.wikia.com/wiki/Magnus
Faction Allegiance: Unaligned

I'm thinking of posting. I'll probably detail the impenetrable defense of the Dark Alliance, and describe what exactly is their main base of operations, if no one minds. Yes, it will include Unicron (I think I've seen enough clips and read enough wikis to get a grasp of his personality and speech patterns) and English, and probably detail them (curb)stomping out some lucky and idealistic Emporer Ing.

Care doing something with Krei-Shal? He's bored, and I don't know the enemies and allies as well as you do, ha ha.

I could have Wright sent up to greet him and/or take an arrow to the face by the Argonian.

Who is Wright? The objection guy?

Yes the objection guy. So Krei is in a building currently? One of the skyscrapers I assume.

More or less. He just walked from a balcony overlooking a courtyard to inside a building, so he's on an upper floor.

Why must you write about killing innocent people, Rix? Everybody knows that it's more fun to write about torture.

(Actually, writing the torture scene was painful for me.)

Because the quick killing was faster, and I was running out of time. Although I would have definitly done torture, now that I think about it. Again, the CSMs are often trivialized, despite their status as far up on the Elite Mook scale, so I wanted to let them be scary at every chance. That, and while torture would have definitly bump up their scare factor, the 'kill thousands of people with a butter knife' thing at least added onto their badassery.

Torture is generally a bit difficult to write from, so don't feel down.

Also, since Slaaneshi embodies Torture, then for the CSMs torture would usually also include Rape, and I don't think we're going to be pushing THOSE boundaries of Grimdark.

Ew. That's why I stay with my evil wolves.

Now I just need Tyran to thumbs-up allowing me to have the leaders of the Dark Alliance oversee the events, and defend their main base from the Ing hordes.

Are we crashing? I hope we're not crashing.

Mostl likely not. I just posted. Tyran is probably just taking a break. Come June and he'll probably be all over the place.

Anyways, Erops, hope you don't mind the interaction between Gaol and Manfred.

Also, if Tyran remains gone for a full week, I'll probably briefly steer us back on track, or probably just make a bunch of random posts concerning various tidbits that don't really currently need to be checked up on.

All Geno fans, I am truly sorry that I ripped apart your favorite puppet.

Genos are cool. Probably not as high ranking as bow-ties and fezs, but in terms of characters, he was pretty dang cool.

Also, it seems that I misjudged Tyran's absence. Though it only feels like 5 or 6 days, it seems his last message was 2 weeks ago. Now, while typically it would be cruel to judge this, his absence does bear one important fact: he's the Admin. Without the Admin, the plot can't be properly rail-roaded.

As such, seeing that we're all starting to adventure out, I'll probably give an official update on the 2nd wave slowly being diminished, and if worse comes to worse, I'll initiate Wave 3. At the absolute worst and the third wave is vanquished before Tyran returns, I'll have us enter some area we can begin our own designs, because frankly, besides a few tidbits here and there, I have no idea where Tyran was going with the current act.

Hopefully he'll hop on soon, none of this has to go underway, and we can continue on with the story as normal, and if the previous plan happens, then he'll obtain the full control once more when he returns, and we can railroad this back to canonicity. Also, canonicity is a word. It isn't, you say? Well it is now.

...Just like volcanicity.

Oh, Wheatley. People don't like it when they have to go through five identical test rooms in a row.

Pingas. Piness. Piendish. Peinous.

*TRANSLATION: Bump. Bump. Bumpity-bump.

Alright, by tomorrow I'll get on an update for the Second Wave, and one or so days after that I'll just end it and begin railroading.

I will admit that I wanted to describe the beginning of the Third Wave anyway, just to allow myself to give the Destroyers another good Kick the Dog moment.