The Interplanetary Defense Organisation, the new SPI (OOC thread)

Sure, we'll give him a nickname. Once we find him.

Like any good machine, you name it after the first time it f***s up, and attempt to capture this moment forever in it's name.

So, we should name it Crash? It runs on Vista after all.

Anything but Vista...

Yes... Vista!

Why must he be condemned to the realm of Microsoft products?

There is an android hell, and that is it.

We can always default to the really terrible robot name I always keep on standby. "The Tinman". It's certianly better than... crash.

How else are we supposed to program fun little applications for the robot. Spend a little bit longer? Heavens no.

Fine, fine. He can have Window's 7.

I actually hear that the current dev version of Windows 8 is pretty good.

Actually, by this time period, they have Windows Quantum!

Yes, he's a mac... Silly Macs.

Wouldn't it make more sense for him to be running a specially crafted operating system, not "Apple Killbot"

iKillbot.

What, does everyone have a smart assasin now a days? I bet they're smaller than my assasins. I remember when an assasin didn't even connect to the internet for you, you had to meet him in person.

Well, to be fair, our's isn't exactly an assassin...

More like a roomba with advanced sensors.

Have a horrible person in your life that needs to "disappear", there's an app for that.

Need something that can scout out dozens of miles in mere seconds? There's an app for that.

and of course it can play angry birds.

Everything plays Angry Birds in the future. Even that rifle of your's.

and it's probably a lot better at it than I am.

Until it fails.

which creates a vendetta against all pigs everywhere.

And that is how Equestria was made.